Stupid Guest Tricks

oh man the other day I was at rear load and I had a guest ask me (and it scared me once I realized he was serious) ask me as he was getting into the boat if this went to the main entrance. I was so stunned I was just like...uh...no. Then he turned to his wife and told her I think we're in the wrong ...

oh I hate the "serious" spiel. It's boring!!!! I didn't even bother to look at those options. And yeah we're supposed to stick to the script. Whatever you do don't get your spiel recorded and put online if you're doing non scripted jokes. :( I wish we have more leway like book.

That was an awesome meet. I was so afraid I was going to be late! I'm not used to morning traffic on the five freeway!!! Then the parking structure! :mad: I knew I should have parked in K lot. Anyway Im too tired to type up a trip report but needless to say it was a fun day. I am ruined for storyboo...

That happened one night I was at rear load at jungle. They said six so I counted the two toddlers they were carrying. That was going to be the last group, so I make the two kids wait behind the yellow line assuming they're with the two adults behind them and next thing I know the parents are getting...

omg I'm so sorry!!! I just went over there today cause I know two other cm's who transferred over there. I was talking about how I knew you and they were like oh yeah we know him he's a great guy.... So take heart that apparently not everyone thinks you're a bad fit. And they're both trainers there.

wow I totally forgot this was coming up. Guess I should read more often. I don't work on the 13th so Im totally up for this. Don't know about breakfast though as I'm not a morning person and I might be going to halloween haunt the night before. which means I won't be going to sleep till at least 3am...

lol ahh yes. Good old jungle justice! I hate when Im at tiki the look I get from people when I tell them they need to park their stroller across the street. I mean geez it's a lousy ten feet away! Or when I yell it out that all strollers go across the street and still four people try to park it in f...

oh good lord what were they thinking!!

I feel sorry for you guys doing parade shifts. We have enough problems getting people to stay on the curb sometimes. As for the north/south east/west thing....if they couldn't figure that out I hate to see the actual workmanship.

lol it's true. After working at disney I'm not convinced that strollers are from the devil!!! :twisted:

lol I always say the enchanted breakroom!

or the enchanted infirmary cause lately everyone over there has been on limited work.