Stupid Guest Tricks

It may have already been stated (or hinted), but "Greeter" is a mandatory position on any attraction with boarding requirements (i.e., height requirements or other physical limitations, health warnings, etc.). There are no exceptions to this rule (it may even be State-mandated, but don't q...

Oh don't worry... they can get even better... One night at a certain attraction this lady comes up to Greeter asking them to call Security because she can't find her kid. As the CMs are trying to help her and understand where the kid was last spotted, the punchline comes... Miss FSG (f*ing SG) was w...

But really, my Space Mountain SGT this summer: those SGs who find it funny to throw things down on our seating area from the queue. If that's funny, it makes you wonder what they find hillarious :rolleyes: . That's okay, we get our revenge when they try to hop back over the chains and eat it hardco...

mousetrapclothing wrote: Guilty.

By the way, the back is a lot better...

Awesome, 'cause I hope never to see Nemo ;)

I had Nemo GC once, when we got slammed with rain back in the Winter. True Story: "Do the subs still run in the rain?"
Too bad I was speechless, a good reply would have been "Yes, they're electric."

These are the ones that stuck with me... there are probably a lot more, but after 3 months at a major attraction you get pretty jaded to the daily moronics ("is it really a 30 minute wait?"). DisneyMom, I should be easy to recognize. I'll be wearing blue pants, a white/blue/silver shirt, a...

Some highlights from Space Mountain this summer... 1. [Guest at Fastpass Machine] "How come it won't take my dollar?" 2. "Do you get wet on this?" 3. "How long's a 55 minute wait?" (FYI... its 5 minutes short of an hour wait) 4. [Guest loading into the wheelchair rocket...