No-Holds wrote:
7. Guests who want Row 1 on a ride that's in the dark.
OK, I've done that at WDW's Space Mountain. It really is a different experience when you can't see anyone else in front of you, just the starry void.
No-Holds wrote: 9. [Guest at Dispatch] "Someone pee'd on the seat" (so... why did you sit down?)
I've never had this problem, but you are loading pretty fast an might not notice until after you sat down.
No-Holds wrote: 11. [Rocket full of big (gay) bears that gets pulled off for being too heavy] "This happens every time!"
Could you imagine if it was country bears? :D:
No-Holds wrote: 15. Guest who lost dentures on the ride and insisted on having them back. 2-hour downtime with cast members crawling all around the mountain searching. (Anything that touches anything in the mountain should probably not go into your mouth, don't care how much you clean it).
Wow, I thought the official line was that you never shut down for lost and found and would have to wait until the next morning. But I can imagine dentures being quite expensive to replace (plus they'd take a while -- the rest of the vacation could be ruined). I think the denture's could probably be sterilized. After all they are a medical prosthetic and designed to work in an area with lots of naturally occurring germs. Probably a soak in pure alcohol would do the trick (or RUM if you're a pirate).
Great first post and welcome to SGT!