Stupid Guest Tricks

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:jeez, I wonder WHO would buy a failing park???

any ideas???

Well, here in Rhode Island, Rocky Point Amusement Park is going to be made into luxury housing. Or it was, maybe there's not the market for luxury housing there was a few years back when that was announced! :D:

Disney is quite stupid once in a while, like having Ariel sponsor a fish restaurant? see all my friends, and they all taste so darn good...... big duh here. hungry? come on over and I'll serve you a buddy on a bun. hmm, wonder what type of sauce you need with Ariel. I have never understood why you'...

My personal favorite (though I never had it) was the nametag that said MAN. I don't work at Disney :( I work at Wal*Mart :mad: ! But we have our share of name-tag strangeness as well. We have one guy who didn't want the customers knowing his name so he put "Bob" on his tag. After the thir...

Aw man, this is great. I cannot stand stupid people in general, if only I worked at a Disney park to share my own. But as a frequent park go-er of both WDW and DLR, one thing that has always driven me INSANE with both anger and SG thoughts is on crowded buses. The CM will always say move all the wa...

I agree, you can put the kids on the ride and bob them in and out the the water. It will remove all the chocolate from their faces. Also if you want a full wash, push them in near the middle of the ride. Like Splash Mountain gives you a falf wash. :rolleyes: To quote the Simpsons; "I don't thi...

Since I'm in Merchandise I just have to deal with the pushy, unhappy, sometimes violent, extremely picky Guests who want Ponchos and do not want to wait in line for them, do not understand that I have them behind the counter and they are not out in the shop, or who yell at me because I'm being pull...

Guest: Which way to the monorail? Me: We dont have a monorail here at the Studios Guest: Yes you do! I came here this morning on one! Me: Oh, we tore that one down a few hours ago. This isn't a SGT, but you reminded me of it. I miss the old "live" Muppet show that the Studio used to run. ...

Ah not the Florida tourist. My 2 favorites are, #1 at Hoover dam."Can you still use the water after you've taken the electricty out of it?" # 2 at Meteor crater in Az."Wow,it just missed the highway." This is no shit,real questoins/comments made by tourists. :eek: My brother-in-...

26. (While waiting to escort the next wheelchair party, which was located near a concession stand) "Are you in line?" "Nope. Just a strange coincidence that I'm wearing the exact same thing as the people who work here" I've gotten this! I work at Wal*Mart (all the soul-less evil...

BRWombat wrote:Sometimes the truth just comes out when our guard is down!

Really funny post, thanx!! :D: :D:

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