It's Walt Disney World stupid...

[Goofyernmost]

YES and really since she is well enough off financially that would have to be a very large wallet which undoubtably would not fit in the trunk of your car let alone your pocket. Be a good old boy and find some old ladies at the senior center as they need dance partners. Some cruiselines give deep discounts or free travel to old men who will escort older ladies and be charming gentlemen companions at dances and dinners.

Ouch!

I'm just a gigolo and everywhere I go
People know the part I'm playing
Paid for every dance selling each romance
Ooh, what they're saying

There would come a day when youth will pass away
What will they say about me
When the end comes I know
They say "He was just a gigolo"
Life goes on without me

I know that it will come to the first quote but in the meantime I would rather be thought of as a gigolo. Unfortunately, at the present time, I am neither. I am at that awkward age. To young to be old and to old to be young. So I will continue to know that someday my eyes and Samantha's will meet from across a crowded room and there will be instant magical glow in the air. Or perhaps that will be the shadows from my cataracts.

[mechurchlady]

Ouch!



I know that it will come to the first quote but in the meantime I would rather be thought of as a gigolo. Unfortunately, at the present time, I am neither. I am at that awkward age. To young to be old and to old to be young. So I will continue to know that someday my eyes and Samantha's will meet from across a crowded room and there will be instant magical glow in the air. Or perhaps that will be the shadows from my cataracts.

The magical glow is what we call flash photography which magically makes the air glow so that the photographers can take pictures of Samantha the Celebrity. That or someone farted while someone was lighting a cigarette as you ogled Samantha.

I googled for some naked Sam pictures as am sure you would want to save your energy and call her Sam. Here is one for you.
http://www.robertmattson.com/images/SamAug2006Naked.jpg
:D:

[turkeyham]

That is a cute baby picture! :)

[mechurchlady]

That is a cute baby picture! :)

Yes, his dearest baby, age wise, Sam is a looker. She is one hot baby, errr, babe and dreams do come true sometimes. I dreamed that I was going to be on television and I was when I dropped the television and fell on it, lol.

[disneygeek]

Aw man, this is great. I cannot stand stupid people in general, if only I worked at a Disney park to share my own.

But as a frequent park go-er of both WDW and DLR, one thing that has always driven me INSANE with both anger and SG thoughts is on crowded buses. The CM will always say move all the way to the back of the bus while standing, turn to the back of the bus and if you can still see the floor, keep moving, or something like that. This concept in completely lost on some people. COMPLETELY. They won't even realize they are being a SG. :mad:

Or when a kid sits in a single seat up front and mom MUST stand by the kid. It's a short ride, from point a to b, he's not going anywhere...

That's not a "stupid guest trick," that's just a stupid irresponsible person trick! I have that all the time here in Rhode Island on the busses (which aren't as much fun as the ones in WDW.) Then, everyone looks at ME like I'm some kinda weirdo because I'm trying to move toward the back where there's more room!

[turkeyham]

My friends and I like to sit in the back of the bus. That's funny, I just remembered that most of the no thrill airlines do that as well. I sit in the middle of the plane and get the isle seat.
:)