Stupid Guest Tricks

To see if my call last night made a post. I would like to apologize for the following while on the phone getting reservations:
- responded "godz, no!" to an offer of Swan or Dolphin.
- turned down Boardwalk because of the creepy clown.

The CM who made my reservations was very patient with me (I ...

It's twue! It's twue! :D:

LittleDollClaudia wrote:"I am the Lizard Queen!"

Confession time: the last time I got off Small World, I did this.

Rob562 wrote:... His estranged family even tried to sue Sea World because "they portray Shamu as being a huggable stuffed animal"....

But really, what part of "killer whale" don't you understand?

mechurchlady wrote: I guess all of us are being mislead and bacon really does grow on trees.

If only... DH would have an orchard. :D:

Previous ST joke reminds me of my favourite:

Kirk: Bones, get over here! We've got an injured man!
Bones: Dammit, Jim! I'm a .... I'll be right there.

When I quit smoking 6 1/2 years ago, I swore I wouldn't become a nico-nazi. But it's hard, smoke really does bother you when you are an ex-smoker. However, and maybe I should post this in stupid employee tricks, when we were at the Pirate and Princess Party on the 24th of August (best vacation ever ...

hobie16 wrote:Vick will probably finish up what's left of his career in either the Arena or Canadian league.

Trust me, we don't want him. What a distasteful wretch. I'd like to meet him, just so I could puke on him, and I'm not the vomiting-in-public sort.

svickersart wrote: must be because hes writing in Canadian or something,

I had no idea you couldn't understand written Canadian. Maybe someone can translate this for you.
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That's not funny. :p: