You just pulled a "Lorena" on the old man and face life in the slammer
for mayhem!
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What are you going to do next??
Side note: When polled, most convicts pending release have a common destination in mind.
Any guesses???
I am glad to be across the country right now.DisneyMom wrote:MuahahahahaBwahahaha! :twisted:
Feeling Evil!!!!!! :p:
All while he's holding his tears inside.hobie16 wrote:"I feel great," the husband replied, "It's the first time she's touched it in fifteen years!"
Must be something in the water !Freak wrote:Wow...shocking. O_o This is the biggest thing to happen in Garden Grove since the crazy house police found that was basically a weapons factory. I kid you not. Family was making grenades/explosives and had who knows how many assault rifles and other weapons stored in there house. It was a BIG deal. But this? Wow. LOT worse. Messed up.
You know, the thing I really hate about "jokes" like that isn't the gender-essentialist thinking, or the notion that women are entirely dictated by what their uteruses are doing (although I really hate that too)... it's the implication that men somehow don't also have irrational moods. Which is nonsense.darph nader wrote:This is why a woman should never be President. One pissed-off mood,,and it's WWIII,which would last a whole 45 minutes. ;)
Amphigorey wrote:You know, the thing I really hate about "jokes" like that isn't the gender-essentialist thinking, or the notion that women are entirely dictated by what their uteruses are doing (although I really hate that too)... it's the implication that men somehow don't also have irrational moods. Which is nonsense.
So you know what? Take that joke and shove it.
Just to be clear, I don't think you hate women or anything. I think you're a pretty cool guy, and you sound perfectly nice. I just get tired of seeing that kind of joke over and over and OVER, and at base it's not a very good joke because it's saying "ha ha, women are like this! and men are like this! and isn't that funny!" and I'm like, well no, it's not funny, because most of the women and men I know aren't remotely like that, and it's insulting to everyone to say that they are.darph nader wrote:I doubt there's a woman on this site who didn't get a chuckle from this.
You know what PMS stands for? "Puttin up with Men's Shit". Can't blame them sometimes for gettin pissed.
I have the deepest respect for women. My mom,wife,daughter,,I couldn't go through what thay went through.