Hi - so happy to be here!

[darph nader]

On behalf of the BDoSGT,,,,Welcome. Take your choice,
:pepsi: :coke:

[LaurenT]

On behalf of the BDoSGT,,,,Welcome. Take your choice,
:pepsi: :coke:

If I'm driving - diet Coke please...
If not, any beer you have will do!
(and thank you)

[WEDFan]

Now if they could ban farting on planes. Seriously, 10 hours. I thought someone crapped their pants, but the stench would come and go...

A noble goal, but what technical difficulties. The engineering part of me is thinking.... passing out corks???? :twisted:

[TeamUBR]

A noble goal, but what technical difficulties. The engineering part of me is thinking.... passing out corks???? :twisted:

Not sure corks would have the desired effect. Perhaps activated charcoal filter inserts would do the trick.

j

[LaurenT]

Not sure corks would have the desired effect. Perhaps activated charcoal filter inserts would do the trick.

j

They could require all passengers to complete the pre-colonoscopy treatment before flying...

[WEDFan]

Not sure corks would have the desired effect. Perhaps activated charcoal filter inserts would do the trick.

j

A better solution so long as they were single use and didn't raise ticket prices. :D:

[TeamUBR]

They could require all passengers to complete the pre-colonoscopy treatment before flying...

With as personal as the TSA pat downs have become, this could be taken care of at the security screening. That way, no issues while waiting for your flight either. It's a win/win!

j

[felinefan]

When I was living in PA with mom and my grandparents, I saw a newspaper article of wacky inventions, and one had this picture of a fat guy scarfing down baked beans, sitting on a big, charcoal-filled cushion that was billed as a fart-absorber. Or words to that effect.

[darph nader]

Thanks for paintin that picture felinefan. :mad: