Stupid Guest Tricks

-Guests who think were showing the movie, then later complain that they didn't know it was a ride and want to be compensated for waiting in line. -"Is this a simulator?" -Guests who still come up and ask if their "tiny" purse has to go into a locker, after I direct 5 other group...

A lot of times (but not all the time) VIPs get backstage access when escorted by a VIP tour guide so they don't have to walk around in public areas with the rest of the guests. Sometimes this is because the VIP has such a stature that they'd cause a scene or a security issue if they didn't go backs...

Theatre definitely isn't conservative. While watching Rent, I used to love watching people squirm or get up and leave after they heard the line "So let her be a lesbian, there are other fishies in the sea."

When it's here, I'll be there.

When I was driving boats in circles and telling bad jokes, we had a guy we called "Creepy Halloween Dude." He started comin around during Mickey's Not So Scary and would come around during the days. He'd hop on skippers boats (he like female skippers more, and would wait for a boat with on...

What in your costume defines you as a pirate? I need to know. Do you wear a bandanna or an eyepatch? Last time I checked, just wearing a crown does not make me a princess. Or does it?? It's the Immamah, or ethnic hat, or furban, or red thingie, or whatever else you wanna call it. The closest thing ...

So, yesterday, I ended up at FP return in front of Tower during the Fantasmic dump. Towards the beginning of the dump some guy comes up to me with a FP for 10:05pm to 11:05pm. I did a double take on it, realized the park closed at 10 and then looked at the date-- 3/17/06. I had to restrain myself fr...

Yeah, most likely as those Mummy guys get yelled out all day about lockers. The TM may have just been beat down by the end of the day. Who knows? I apologize for assuming the worse in your post. I actually do agree with you that SG shouldn't be given favors but sometimes it happens for reasons we m...

Yeah, most likely as those Mummy guys get yelled out all day about lockers. The TM may have just been beat down by the end of the day. Who knows? I apologize for assuming the worse in your post. I actually do agree with you that SG shouldn't be given favors but sometimes it happens for reasons we m...

Hello to all CM's from the OP on the disboards whose son is in that pic. I am not here to defend my father for putting my son on the seal. I just want to give you all a bit of info. ... Thanks JEREMY HARPER ... I heard about it from a friend training at HOP that day. I wouldn't exactly say the pict...

I sometimes say the punchlines to the old corny Jungle Cruise jokes to myself before the skipper says them. One time I actually got caught on it by a skipper, who then wanted me to come up and do the jokes. I stayed in my seat, but in hindsight, I should've taken him up on the offer. Next time, I u...