We Are Not Pirates!

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Re: We Are Not Pirates!

Post by smart1hermione » Mon May 12, 2008 6:53 pm

Mayonnaise wrote:Huh... I thought the hurricanes offset the earthquakes...

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But earthquakes are a ride in themselves! Not in China, that's so sad, what's happening right now...


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Re: We Are Not Pirates!

Post by kurtisnelson » Mon May 12, 2008 6:54 pm

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Post by felinefan » Wed May 14, 2008 12:09 am

Thinking of the original posting on this thread made me remember when I was a conductor on the Calico Railroad, when the Train Bandits go through, some kids would refer to them as Cowboys. That would cause the Bandits to reply, "We're not cowboys, we're bandits!" :D:


Referring to the earthquake in China, at least they are accepting aid from everywhere; in the aftermath of the typhoon in Myanmar, the government is so paranoid about receiving foreign aid they either are refusing to accept it, or are confiscating any that comes in. That is sick!!!! :mad:


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Post by LittleDollClaudia » Tue May 20, 2008 5:53 pm

What in your costume defines you as a pirate? I need to know. Do you wear a bandanna or an eyepatch? Last time I checked, just wearing a crown does not make me a princess. Or does it??


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Re: We Are Not Pirates!

Post by MagliteL13 » Fri May 23, 2008 9:08 pm

LittleDollClaudia wrote:What in your costume defines you as a pirate? I need to know. Do you wear a bandanna or an eyepatch? Last time I checked, just wearing a crown does not make me a princess. Or does it??
It's the Immamah, or ethnic hat, or furban, or red thingie, or whatever else you wanna call it.

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Re: We Are Not Pirates!

Post by Syndrome » Tue May 27, 2008 12:20 pm

Those idiots who think you're pirates need the stilt walkers to sneak up behind 'em and scare their pants off. I had one pull that on me once; had no idea he was behind me, turned, and about had a heart attack because he was bent down and his face was right there! My sadistic husband thought it was a riot to see me scream and jump 20 feet. No mistaking those guys for pirates.



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