Scary Regulars

[EeyoresButterfly]

I got the idea for this thread from the Hands Off the Princesses Thread. There are several weird/scary regulars that many people seem to know. Since these people seemed to confine themselves to certain areas, some peole know them and some people don't. I thought that this would be a good place to share who they are and what makes them so...bizarre. Here are the ones I know of:

1.) Linda (Skywalker?). Last time I was down there she had officially broken up with Luke due to some sort of spat. Apparently she had a thing for Ron Stoppable and is now obsessed with High School Musical.

2.) Towel Baby: The story I heard was that the people with the towel baby are a couple with slight mental retardation who lost their own baby during its infancy. Since then they have carried a towel baby around the park and insist that people treat the towel as a real baby.

3.) Ear Plug Boy: This is a grown man who literally skips around the park. I used to see him all the time when I worked attractions. He wears brightly colored earplugs. He has an alternate entrance GAC although he has no visible disability (I realize that doesn't always mean anything, but as he is there all the time and gets impatient if has to wait even one second...) He may or may not be the same man who stalked the princesses and one of the face villains to the point he had names, phone numbers, and addresses. He was banned for awhile, but while banned was given a job in custodial. He was fired after they realized who he was, and has still been spotted in the parks from time to time.

Those are the ones that I know. Does anybody know of others? Any details on these three that are inaccurate or missing? What kinds of fun stories do you have from your contact with the crazies.

[CMGUY89]

We have Trench Coat pin man
This guy walks around with a trench coat with literally hundreds of pins. You could hear him clanging around as soon as he got into the park. This thing must have literally weighed 50 pounds. He would just ride the rides by himself....

That's about it we don't really have anyone creepy, or regular for that matter. I think MK gets more of those than we do...

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

We have Trench Coat pin man
This guy walks around with a trench coat with literally hundreds of pins. You could hear him clanging around as soon as he got into the park. This thing must have literally weighed 50 pounds. He would just ride the rides by himself....

That's about it we don't really have anyone creepy, or regular for that matter. I think MK gets more of those than we do...

He might be in danger of being "OG"

(for those of you that watch waynes brothers movies)

[Sarah Magdalene]

Someone has to call the funny farm on these people and have them taken in.

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

On here, that is dangerously close to a pot/kettle thing!

(IRON pot Hobie, not the other kind!)


(hehehehehe)

[hobie16]

(IRON pot Hobie, not the other kind!)

Did you ever see Nat E. Dredd, the Rasta Gourmet on Fridays cook the pigeon or the foot long? He used iron cooking implements and slathered the food in ganja.

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Did you ever see Nat E. Dredd, the Rasta Gourmet on Fridays cook the pigeon or the foot long? He used iron cooking implements and slathered the food in ganja.

Never seen that, but its pretty smart...It wouldn't matter if you are a bad cook, the guests would still enjoy the meal!

[turkeyham]

Disneyland has those people too.

The Prarie People who hang out in Frontier land and stalk the local employees.

"Smiley"-He was an odd character. He hong out on Main Street and would visit Mr. Lincoln. He would always follow single moms with kids. I don't see him around anymore.

[joanna71985]

Linda Skywalker is just plain creepy. Whatever happened to her Star Wars buddy? I haven't seen that lady in awhile.

[Sarah Magdalene]

Don't these people have caretakers what not to keep them under some reign? After hearing of Snow's situation and seeing her so disgusted and scared, I really don't care how "Innocent and harmless" some of the creepy regulars are. I think it's be good to have such people on file and when spotted in the parks some mental hospital should be on speed dial for them to be collected. Hang up, "Caution" posters and stuff on these people in break rooms and descriptions of their actions.