Stupid Guest Tricks

Back in my cashier days, there was this large middle-aged woman who seemed to come into my convenience store solely for the the purpose of yelling at her diminutive husband. One day she payed for ten dollars worth of gas all in change, and said, "sorry about all the pennies." I being a pro...

I've gotten asked what section I work in, if I want to use my CM discount, and if I work here. Basically I get mistaken for CM about once a trip. I do not understand it AT ALL. I don't go around spouting Disney facts an insider would know, I'm usually carrying a camera...it's weird. Flattering, but ...

Oooh, I used to have pictures of me rockin' a mullet as child. 'Course, I'm a girl so it was referred to as "feathered hair." Tragically, those photos were destroyed in very specific, very mysterious fire. :D:

I used to be quite fond of Jane from Tarzan and Anastasia, until they started showing up on eBay as Belle, just because of the yellow dresses. Listen, if they have Disney items to sell, clearly they have a Disney fan or child around. Take 2 seconds, and ask them. What drives me more crazy is when I ...

Everyone should read "Lamb" just for the explanation of why we associate rabbits with Easter. Awesome! Catholic joke: Three priests were complaining about bats in their belfrys and comparing humane ways to get rid of them. First Priest: "Well, I had a company trap them and release the...

Also off topic: Churchy if you can, PLEASE go to a chiropractor. I was having pain in numbness in my arm at age 24 and they sent me to a neurologist who told me I probably had MS! One miserable spinal tap later they said I had a mark on my brain but no other symptoms. Went to a chiropractor, and it ...

Scrappers could always get a valid one for riding and then feed their ticket in again for "you don't get two, idiot" printout. Same size and decorative top. You would not believe the people who try that, and then ask a CM what the non-valid one means. Just once I want a CM to say "You...

After seeing that dad on RnR, I turned "good parenting" into my new "hidden mickey" and dammit, it's a lot harder. Although I did see a mom tell her kid she could have the crackers in her purse if she was truly hungry, but she wasn't getting an ice cream sandwich because she didn...

Okay, I'm breaking out of lurker mode to share a miracle: I saw some good parenting last time I was in WDW. I was behind this child and his father on RnR and after waiting for a half hour in line we were finally the next to load. The dad told his kid to watch how fast the limos took off and then ask...

For my dad, the fashion faux pas are his favorite part of the park. He's the only one who doesn't do thrill rides so while we're on roller coasters he's on a bench people watching. Grown women who dress like they're selling it are "tarts." Teenage girls with the same affliction are "p...