Stupid Guest Tricks

Awww, and here I was expecting conversation about the Club 33 chairs...

Haven't posted in eons, but what the heck, I've got one for you.

About a decade ago, (when I was in Foods), I worked at a location immediately adjacent to the entrance of an E-ticket attraction. Someone noticed a 7-year old girl sitting next to a BABY and no obvious parent around. Oh, by the way ...

Oh god, I had a Code H outside Pizza Port once ewwwwww it was like 3' from the front door too, where all the guests had to pass it! What is WRONG with people? I mean, the Code U in the dining room was bad enough, at least that was an accident (and the parents were too busy making the little girl ...

LOL. Close, but no cigar.

Basically, Walt had trouble getting the $$$ to build DL, so he made a deal with ABC that they would give him the money to build DL, but in exchange, he had to produce the tv show. The obvious side benefit of this was that it DID promote the park. But the park was not ...

Oooh! I've gotten that before! Totally threw me!

Los baños estan circa de la salida de eSpace Mountain.

I love it when we're 101, and we announce (loudly) out front that we're currently broken and do not know how long it will take to fix. Immediately guests will come up and ask us how long till we're open. "When they fix the problem." "How long will that take?" "As long as it takes to fix whatever it ...

So today this guest walks up to me, holds out an SAP and says, "I have this pass that's supposed to get me to the front of the line, where do I go?"

I replied, "Well, actually sir, that's a pass to get you into the special assistance line, and that's up our exit."

Okay, doesn't sound as biting as ...

Former spoon and character host here. I hired back in this year into attractions. Glad I did, but oddly enough it was like, 6th on my list of desired jobs (Travel Co., Security, Surveys, Show Support, okay, it was 5th on my list because I really didn't want to be in Entertainment costuming, LOL ...

No, that ticket is NOT your fastpass, it merely helps you to get one! And no, you still can't use this line until you have an actual valid fastpass in your grimy little paw. And you're a castmember? Jeeez....

Two girls with green IDs come up our SAP queue and hold out the blue barcode cards "The ...