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by Big Wallaby » Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:33 am
On my safari, I have my safety spiel I do before I ever leave the dock, and it ends with, "But the most important thing of all, please remain seated at all times. What's the most important thing of all?"
Now granted, we are about fun here, but that is the second most important thing. I mean, heck, if I think you're going to have more fun, I am going to be downright mean to you. I have moments on the safari where I could be accused of not being courteous to someone, and at that moment because of my lack of courtesy they're laughing up a storm (see: Big Wallaby's Alternate Bridge Show).
But back to my first paragraph, the correct answer to that question, which I just gave you, is not "Have fun!"
If I do it twice and hear that answer twice, I'll explain that the only way we can have fun is if everyone's safe and remains seated, so what's the most important thing of all? Sometimes you get that one that still doesn't get it. Those are the ones who stand up on Croc Bridge, so I speed across it and they complain that they didn't get a good picture.
As Walter is so apt to say, "Dumb ass." If you go over that bridge, everyone on that truck is going to need grief counseling. Including me. Your death will be horrific, at the jaws of creatures that can't even really think, except that there was movement in the water and movement = food. Even worse would be if Animal Care got there in time and somehow you survived.
My opinions are mine and mine only. If my opinions are the opinion of others who happen to share whatever my crazy views may be, then fine, but it's not because I represent them in having my opinions. Got it?