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Stupid TSA Tricks

Post by Stripes » Wed Dec 09, 2009 10:38 am

You can practically hear the pick slips being written!

Massive TSA Security Breach As Agency Gives Away Its Secrets
Online Posting Reveals a "How To" for Terrorists to Get Through Airport Security



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Re: Stupid TSA Tricks

Post by felinefan » Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:35 pm

Now they're going to have to rewrite the whole thing. And boy, heads are gonna roll when they find out who leaked it. What is it with people these days? First a couple of posers invade the White House, and now some jerk just made it harder for people to fly, because now they really have to do a better job of checking who's on the list and who isn't, and who's carrying what.


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Re: Stupid TSA Tricks

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:52 pm

Knowing the way the government works, they will punish those that were somewhat connected to that, and then say that the supervisor(s) that had oversight were kept out of the loop.


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Re: Stupid TSA Tricks

Post by DisneyMom » Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:57 am

Thanks a lot! :cool:
Don't want to think about the indignities travelers will have to submit to now...... :eek:


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Re: Stupid TSA Tricks

Post by sarbah77 » Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:29 am

DisneyMom wrote:Thanks a lot! :cool:
Don't want to think about the indignities travelers will have to submit to now...... :eek:
No kidding!!! I'm going to still be on crutches, unable to walk unassisted, and have to go through security in a few weeks. I can only imagine what kind of treatment I'll end up subjected to!



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Re: Stupid TSA Tricks

Post by hhsrat » Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:35 am

Not like the TSA actually made flying any safer to begin with. Just a waste of time and taxpayer dollars.

(For example, using a blacklight to view an ID that doesn't have any blacklight features on it ... waste of time)



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Re: Stupid TSA Tricks

Post by hobie16 » Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:20 am

I got searched for PIB (Parmesan In Bag).


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Re: Stupid TSA Tricks

Post by DisneyMom » Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:59 am

hobie16 wrote:I got searched for PIB (Parmesan In Bag).
Did they blow it up? :eek:


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Re: Stupid TSA Tricks

Post by darph nader » Thu Dec 10, 2009 10:50 am

hobie16 wrote:I got searched for PIB (Parmesan In Bag).
Well you know how dangerous cheese can be. If they served Spaghetti on the plane and hobie didn't bring enough for 'everybody', a riot could ensue. :eek:
Local media did 'kinda' the same here a year or two ago. "Looky here. The train tracks go right through the middle of town and the prevailing winds go this way. If you plant a dirty/chemical bomb on the train you could take out half the hospitals,the air base and the university in swift attack." I was thinking, 'Gee whiz,why you just buy them the GD ticket while you're at it'. :mad:


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Re: Stupid TSA Tricks

Post by Honda Enoch » Thu Dec 10, 2009 6:56 pm

Not like it matters, the TSA is a crock anyway how many times SINCE 9/11 have people carried guns, and others stuff through several airports just to prove that the "security" is poor.

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