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Post by Main Streeter » Fri Jul 24, 2009 1:48 am

darph nader wrote:If you like non-smoking areas you might try Mesa Az. The only places you can smoke are 'in' your own house or in your backyard.
Another reason I just Love Mesa! Mesa also has one of the finest HVAC schools in the U.S. Mesa is also a Party town! ;)



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Post by darph nader » Fri Jul 24, 2009 1:42 pm

Main Streeter wrote:Another reason I just Love Mesa! Mesa also has one of the finest HVAC schools in the U.S. Mesa is also a Party town! ;)
Party town???? I heard they were mostly Mormon. :confused: That's why they got such a strict anti-smoking law passed.
How do Mormons party anyway?
"Hey baby, hand me an icetea and show me some ankle". :D:
(I know,I'm going to hell for that) :rolleyes:


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Post by ktulu » Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:45 pm

darph nader wrote:Party town???? I heard they were mostly Mormon. :confused: That's why they got such a strict anti-smoking law passed.
How do Mormons party anyway?
"Hey baby, hand me an icetea and show me some ankle". :D:
(I know,I'm going to hell for that) :rolleyes:
They don't drink caffeine, so that tea better be decaf! That means more beers (or rum!) for us anyway.


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Post by darph nader » Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:50 pm

ktulu wrote:They don't drink caffeine, so that tea better be decaf! That means more beers (or rum!) for us anyway.
I know. A guy I worked with years ago was a "Reformed" Mormon,drank Coke all day,and would join us after work for a cold one. ;)


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Post by Lasolimu » Fri Jul 24, 2009 4:41 pm

darph nader wrote:I know. A guy I worked with years ago was a "Reformed" Mormon,drank Coke all day,and would join us after work for a cold one. ;)
Reformed Mormons of the world unite and party! By the fact that I live in Utah many people may assume that I am Mormon, but I am a reformed Mormon.

Why do you take two Mormons fishing? If you only take one he will drink all of your beer!


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Post by dazyhill » Sat Jul 25, 2009 12:53 am

I remember once asking some guests I had in the shop where they were from and they said Utah but quickly added that they were not Mormon. I found that funny at the time.



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Post by ktulu » Sat Jul 25, 2009 12:55 am

Main Streeter wrote:Another reason I just Love Mesa! Mesa also has one of the finest HVAC schools in the U.S. Mesa is also a Party town! ;)
Why would you know this?


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Post by Main Streeter » Sat Jul 25, 2009 3:55 am

ktulu wrote:Why would you know this?
My vast knowledge loops you sometimes doesn't it Ktulu? :D:



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Post by Main Streeter » Sat Jul 25, 2009 5:51 am

darph nader wrote:Party town???? I heard they were mostly Mormon. :confused:
How do Mormons party anyway?
"Hey baby, hand me an icetea and show me some ankle". :D:
(I know,I'm going to hell for that) :rolleyes:
Yes, Mesa is a party town! :cool: Climb out of your "cell" once in awhile & read up on Az. Jeez, you live there. :rolleyes: Mormons party like Catholics. I saw no diffs. They sure gave out the wine. :winetost: What's wrong with Long Island Ice Tea & a little ankle? One can always be creative & move up. ;) ;) No worries abt going to hell for this post darph. Am sure your way is already paved. :p:



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Post by ktulu » Sat Jul 25, 2009 9:29 am

Main Streeter wrote:My vast knowledge loops you sometimes doesn't it Ktulu? :D:
Just once, then it pulls back into the station :D:


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