two people I knew wanted to fly united,
but the airline demanded they put thier clothes back on....
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Like the old Star Trek joke... Red Alert sounds, and Captain Kirk stumbles upon a couple locked in a passionate embrace. Kirk says, "We're at battle stations! How can you be doing this?" "But Captain," one of them replies, "we're engaged!"drcorey wrote:two people I knew wanted to fly united,
but the airline demanded they put thier clothes back on....
The Captain replies, "Well, disengage and get to battle stations!" ;) :D:
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I loved reading Grizzard. Even if he was a damned Bulldawg.Zazu wrote:My favorite quotation about flying comes from the late, great Lewis Grizzard:
"Give a choice, I will never fly!
"Given no choice, I will never fly sober!"