Stupid HHN Tricks

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Re: Stupid HHN Tricks

Post by Syndrome » Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:20 pm

While nothing will ever beat Turkey Leg Down the Pants Lady, Mr. Syndrome did have a run-in with an interesting SG. Most of his stupidity seemed to be caused by his state of inebriation, which was enhanced (so he told us proudly) by 5 or 6 "blood bags" (jello shots). He kept running up behind Mr. Syndrome and yelling, "I scared you!" which seemed to amuse him to no end. He was actually with the group in front of us, and he almost got his butt kicked out of the house for touching a scareactor. I think he was harmless but just very, very drunk and I'd wager money he got kicked out of the park for doing something dumb before the night was over.

I think people like him and Turkey Leg Lady and her boyfriend might be fairly sane, and even fun, people when sober, but alcohol seems to bring out the stupid.



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Re: Stupid HHN Tricks

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:19 am

Shorty82 wrote:You all can keep HHN. I'll stick with MNSSHP. I like my Halloweens on the less scary end of the spectrum.



Here's the thread being talked about.
Thanks shorty!! I guess BW is absent lately!


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Re: Stupid HHN Tricks

Post by Shorty82 » Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:24 am

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Thanks shorty!! I guess BW is absent lately!
He's keeping busy lately. He's on his way here right now (we're going to Universal) and I'll be sure to mention something.


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Re: Stupid HHN Tricks

Post by Ms. Matterhorn » Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:27 am

Shorty82 wrote:He's keeping busy lately. He's on his way here right now (we're going to Universal) and I'll be sure to mention something.
Have fun, Shorty! We'll look forward to your Trip Report and SG Report!


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Re: Stupid HHN Tricks

Post by turkeyham » Wed Nov 12, 2008 9:33 am

Shorty82,

I see you are off to Universal again. Our group when we were out there went IOA. Our friend Melissa works at Hard Rock Cafe at the City Walk. Have fun out there. :)



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Re: Stupid HHN Tricks

Post by felinefan » Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:02 pm

Syndrome wrote:While nothing will ever beat Turkey Leg Down the Pants Lady, Mr. Syndrome did have a run-in with an interesting SG. Most of his stupidity seemed to be caused by his state of inebriation, which was enhanced (so he told us proudly) by 5 or 6 "blood bags" (jello shots). He kept running up behind Mr. Syndrome and yelling, "I scared you!" which seemed to amuse him to no end. He was actually with the group in front of us, and he almost got his butt kicked out of the house for touching a scareactor. I think he was harmless but just very, very drunk and I'd wager money he got kicked out of the park for doing something dumb before the night was over.

I think people like him and Turkey Leg Lady and her boyfriend might be fairly sane, and even fun, people when sober, but alcohol seems to bring out the stupid.
Yeah, well, it's like they say, "Instant Asshole, Just Add Alcohol."


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Re: Stupid HHN Tricks

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:25 pm

felinefan wrote:Yeah, well, it's like they say, "Instant Asshole, Just Add Alcohol."
Iffn ya can't hold yer likker, yer better not even start!!!

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Re: Stupid HHN Tricks

Post by Main Streeter » Thu Nov 13, 2008 2:35 am

felinefan wrote:like they say, "Instant Asshole, Just Add Alcohol."
LOL Feline, you nailed it! :cool: I hear this Exact phrase from D L Security Officer EVERY night after shift. Rude, loud, idiot drunk guests - but they do make fun stories on shuttle & drive home. :D: As stated before - D L Security Officers are very under rated & must have the psychology of Job. Security ROCKS!! :cool:



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Re: Stupid HHN Tricks

Post by DisneyMom » Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:23 am

How are they getting drunk at Disneyland?......Oh wait a minute. i remember a friend as a teen bring in a bottle-no security check then! :rolleyes:


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Re: Stupid HHN Tricks

Post by mechurchlady » Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:51 am

DisneyMom wrote:How are they getting drunk at Disneyland?......Oh wait a minute. i remember a friend as a teen bring in a bottle-no security check then! :rolleyes:
Even today a person can sneak in booze such as a rum and coke in a coke bottle. Security is not going to take someone's soda pop. There are other methods like the shoe that holds a hidden flask. Of course you can drink then crawl into DLR, lol. DL is the dry park but them bootleggers will sneak in the liquor.


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