Stupid HHN Tricks
Stupid HHN Tricks
Mr. Syndrome and I kicked off Halloween Horror Nights yesterday at USF. At one of the haunted houses, there was a very drunk couple in front of us who had been chugged beers in between bouts of licking each other's tonsils during the whole wait time (the guy asked the girl, "So are you going to grab my penis? :eek :) . We get in the house, and the girl spends the whole time pointing out the hiding characters, who of course then didn't jump out which rather spoiled things for those of us behind her. God, I wanted to slap her upside the head and say, "If you think this makes you look smart, it's only making you look like a stupid, drunk arsehole."
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Re: Stupid HHN Tricks
I wouldn't have been able to stop myself from saying something...not necessarily to them, but just kinda out loud, for everyone to hear.
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Hmmm, sounds like they were on their first date!!!!
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how well were the characters hidden if drunk tonsil lickers can see them?
But i know what ya mean about annoying people ruining the experience.. we seemed to always come across "ghouls" just as they were resetting...
But i know what ya mean about annoying people ruining the experience.. we seemed to always come across "ghouls" just as they were resetting...
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Trick to that is that YOU slow down. That gets the drunk group out of the area quickly and you get the rare chance to get scared. What I tend to do is point out the drunks to the scareactors!
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We had some more fun with drunken guests last night...this time, they weren't really SGs but more just DAGs (Drunken Amusing Guests)...very jovial but drunk out of their minds. They were in front of us for the Dead Exposure house, and the b/f had run quickly out of line to get a turkey leg so they could nosh while waiting. Problem is, it was a really short line so by the time he got back they only had time to grab a few bites before we were almost ready to go in. So g/f takes the honkin' big, greasy turkey leg and somehow manages to jam it into one of her pockets! Then she started yelping, "Owwwww, it's hot!" They were hilarious to go through the house with because that one is dark and full of strobes, and the g/f was the sort who had a heart attack when a scareactor was even vaguely in the vicinity. I had the amusement of watching her, while Mr. Syndrome had a group that was totally freaking out behind him. He was getting trampled quite a bit, but he said the minor bodily injury was worth the amusement factor.
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No... Next time you get behind a drunk couple that start acting this way, Scream in their ears, then say "Oh sorry, I'm having Haunted Mansion flashbacks..."Syndrome wrote:Mr. Syndrome and I kicked off Halloween Horror Nights yesterday at USF. At one of the haunted houses, there was a very drunk couple in front of us who had been chugged beers in between bouts of licking each other's tonsils during the whole wait time (the guy asked the girl, "So are you going to grab my penis? :eek :) . We get in the house, and the girl spends the whole time pointing out the hiding characters, who of course then didn't jump out which rather spoiled things for those of us behind her. God, I wanted to slap her upside the head and say, "If you think this makes you look smart, it's only making you look like a stupid, drunk arsehole."
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Or AK safari flashbacks!Purpura wrote:No... Next time you get behind a drunk couple that start acting this way, Scream in their ears, then say "Oh sorry, I'm having Haunted Mansion flashbacks..."
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Oh God, Mr. Syndrome really freaked me out today. I was talking about Turkey Leg Pocket Woman and he informed me that she didn't stick it in a pocket...she actually stuck it down the front of her pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't have a clear shot to see it in the dark and I was behind Mr. Syndrome so I just assumed when I saw her groping that it was going in a pocket. Who the heck would want to risk hot, greasy turkey leg burns in that area? OUCH!! I don't think we're gonna beat that one this year.
"If you are a dee, please don't marry a dee, 'cause then your kids will be dee dee dee." ....Carlos Mencia
"It's the difference between champagne and carbonated pee!" ....Homer Simpson
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