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Corporate Policy

Post by hobie16 » Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:55 pm

At a press conference a Ford PR flack was asked to explain why Ford dropped plans to buy banner ads on Web sites featuring pictures of undressed celebrities. The PR guy responded, "We're a pants-on company."


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Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:59 pm

Very Interesting way of putting it.

Follow up question: Even when you go to the bathroom?

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Re: Corporate Policy

Post by darph nader » Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:25 pm

Ford should have a new vehicle rocking in a parking lot somewhere with the slogan,"Come give us a test 'ride' ". :D:



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Re: Corporate Policy

Post by hobie16 » Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:58 pm

Ford has had some interesting vehicle names over the years. They named one the Pinto and then wondered why the rear end blew up. Another was the Probe. I bet it had uncomfortable seats.


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Post by Big Wallaby » Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:12 pm

hobie16 wrote:Another was the Probe. I bet it had uncomfortable seats.
You're right. It did.

One of my favorites was the Chevy Nova, which didn't sell very well in Mexico.

Gerber had some problems when they sent their baby food to South Africa's markets, not realizing that in SA, they generally put a picture on the jar or other container of what is inside.


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Re: Corporate Policy

Post by hobie16 » Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:21 pm

[quote="Big Wallaby"]One of my favorites was the Chevy Nova, which didn't sell very well in Mexico./QUOTE]
I read somewhere that nova in literal Spanish meant loose bowels.


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Post by hobie16 » Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:23 pm

Big Wallaby wrote:One of my favorites was the Chevy Nova, which didn't sell very well in Mexico.
ANother one was the Chevy Camaro. Camaro in literal Spanish meant loose bowels.


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Re: Corporate Policy

Post by Big Wallaby » Wed Dec 19, 2007 10:06 pm

That new Smart Car that's coming to America seems to have some good safety ratings. A group in England did some barrier tests, and the doors still opened and closed after a crash into a barrier at 45 degrees and 70 mph.


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Re: Corporate Policy

Post by Whazzup » Wed Dec 19, 2007 10:41 pm

Big Wallaby wrote: Gerber had some problems when they sent their baby food to South Africa's markets, not realizing that in SA, they generally put a picture on the jar or other container of what is inside.
Eeeewwww!! :eek:



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Re: Corporate Policy

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Wed Dec 19, 2007 10:43 pm

hobie16 wrote:ANother one was the Chevy Camaro. Camaro in literal Spanish meant loose bowels.
Now thats one I hadn't heard. I do remember hearing about the Nova!!


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