I thought that you actually were taller in the morning than in the evening due to walking/gravity/physics (I could be wrong, I've never studied this) so your explanation wouldn't be wrong in my opinion. Maybe try the rides that are questionable when she is at her tallest? (For instance, my feet swell and are wider and longer at the end of the day, where did that come from? I'm the same weight, so it had to be distributed somewhere, Newtons laws..I would register as shorter. Unless my diet was over 3500 calories more than I started, my mass would not change)StephM wrote: But I did explain to my 4 yr old that she may not be tall enough in Disney World cuz sometimes all that walking makes you shorter (sue me, I was pressed for time and she wanted a good reason!).
As far as the MF of your 3 year old. After I stop laughing at the fact that you put soap in his mouth yet he "forgot" and did it again the next morning, I would say that ignoring his behavior and not addressing it in any way would probably help. If your hubby does it again, ignore that too. The more attention you bring to the negative behavior, the more they are likely to re-enact it. (is hubby at least trained to put the toilet seat down? Make sure that is reiterated. That's more important than whether they swear IMO)
They do have their own little minds though, and no amount of psycho babble that I could spew will change that. Please keep us posted on the visit to grandmas. lol
p.s I am not discounting that him saying MF is wrong, but the fact that he is trying to be so "grown up like daddy" and says it regardless of the soap in the mouth shows you have one strong willed little man on your hands. He sounds absolutely adorable (but then again, I don't have any kids to have to train not to cuss, lol)