No Gnus is Good Gnus. In other Gnus, there was a twenty Wildebeast pileup at the watering hole. Of course, in other Gnus, water is wet...Cheshire Figment wrote:There's a new gnu at the zoo.
What is new in the parks this year
Re: What is new in the parks this year
For Randy, For Bonny, For Chris...
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hobie16
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Re: What is new in the parks this year
Already gnu it.
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Goofyernmost
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Re: What is new in the parks this year
One day I went to the zoo
In order to see the old gnu
But the zookeeper said,
The old gnu was dead,
And the new gnu was too new to view. :p:
In order to see the old gnu
But the zookeeper said,
The old gnu was dead,
And the new gnu was too new to view. :p:
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Whazzup
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Re: What is new in the parks this year
I love limericks!felinefan wrote:One day I went to the zoo
In order to see the old gnu
But the zookeeper said,
The old gnu was dead,
And the new gnu was too new to view. :p:
There once was a young man named Paul
Who went to a fancy dress ball
He thought he would risk it
And go as a biscuit
But a dog ate him up in the hall!
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Goofyernmost
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Re: What is new in the parks this year
That was cute but you gnu that it didn't have anything to do with a gnu. I'm sure you gnu!Whazzup wrote:I love limericks!
There once was a young man named Paul
Who went to a fancy dress ball
He thought he would risk it
And go as a biscuit
But a dog ate him up in the hall!
Would a dyslexic child of a gnu, be a son of a gun?
:goofy: :goofy:
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Whazzup
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Re: What is new in the parks this year
Of course I gnu that!Goofyernmost wrote:That was cute but you gnu that it didn't have anything to do with a gnu. I'm sure you gnu!
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Re: What is new in the parks this year
One of the drivers at Safari when I was there used to have the line, "I don't recognize that animal. It must be gnu."
He did it with a coordinator on board once for a show inspection. I understand that the coordinator's hand hit his forehead for that one... with guests aboard.
He did it with a coordinator on board once for a show inspection. I understand that the coordinator's hand hit his forehead for that one... with guests aboard.
My opinions are mine and mine only. If my opinions are the opinion of others who happen to share whatever my crazy views may be, then fine, but it's not because I represent them in having my opinions. Got it?
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Re: What is new in the parks this year
Here's what's new: a $360 million Four Seasons luxury hotel. Rooms will start at $600. I don't think I will be staying there.
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/the-dail ... 3359.story
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/the-dail ... 3359.story
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"Yes, sir, but the water is fake."
"Yes, sir, but the water is fake."