Today's Story

[goofyjoe]

One more courtesy of SWMBO, also her favorite ride.

Toy Story Midway Mania: a long walk followed by a short ride where you simulate masturbating while spinning around watching videos.

:hysteria:

Well played... well played. Video surveillance on that ride has to be one of the funniest jobs in the park!

[DisneyMom]

There's a valid reason why a nurse is in the room during procedures and it's not just to hand the doc stuff.

Years ago a friend of my dad went in for a procedure that was to slide a device into a major vein so they could look at his heart from the inside. DM will have the proper name I'm sure. All the docs were concentration on the video screen and not paying any attention to him. All of a sudden he felt something but by the time he knew he was in trouble he couldn't talk. The lone nurse was monitoring his vitals, saw something wrong, and woke up the docs.

He lived to talk about it but swore he never let them do it again.

Oh yeah, this was at Stanford Med.

Before I was a nurse, I took an ROP program in High School and hung out in the Radiology Department. The Dark room for Developing XRay films was just inside the Special Procedure Room in the basement. I entered to develop the Ultrasound Department Films, and as I did, they punctured the Femoral Artery on a Patient, sending a stream of blood approx 10 feet across the room and landing where I was about to step
The Doctor and Techs had a big Grin on their faces from the way my eyes popped out of my head

[DonutGoddess]

Splash Mtn.: you get in a line about an hour long passing signs that say "You may get Wet",
when they should read "Your about to get soaked". You get in a log ride seeing animation
from a film that hasn't been sold by it's own creator in 20 years and go down a large hill where
you get your picture taken with at least one dork making a hand gesture that ruins it.
You have wet clothes the rest of the day and then you realize the phone you had in your
front pocket no longer works because it also got soaking wet.

Last time I rode Splash Mountain not only did I get soaked but a bird pooped on me. I haven't had the urge to go on it since. Go figure.

[Lasolimu]

Last time I rode Splash Mountain not only did I get soaked but a bird pooped on me. I haven't had the urge to go on it since. Go figure.

Was the bird before or after the soaking?

[DonutGoddess]

Was the bird before or after the soaking?

It was promptly after. Usually there are some birds down at the bottom. I believe it was a seagull. Could have happened anywhere and anytime. I do live in Florida so I know these things.

[delsdad]

Last time I rode Splash Mountain not only did I get soaked but a bird pooped on me. I haven't had the urge to go on it since. Go figure.

Those animatronics are SO realistic !!

[Main Streeter]

Those animatronics are SO realistic !!

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