Today's Story

[WDWCM2010]

While parking strollers in Fantsayland a mother and her daughter pull up and park the stroller.
After much protest from the child, the mother finally gets her out.
She then proceeds to announce that "We are going on a boat ride. One where dolls move their heads back and forth singing It's a Small World after all and the song will be stuck in your head the next 3 days and you will sing it non stop". :D:

I would not want to be in that car ride home.

[seeing_eye_child]

That mom should write the official descriptions of all the rides. It would be highly entertaining.

Peter Pan: Everyone waits in line for 45 min to get in a boat that's hanging from the ceiling and goes through a bunch of very dark rooms with a bunch of plastic dolls and glow paint on a bicycle chain.

[TiggerHappy]

I'd love to see that. :D

Tarzan's Treehouse: You go up a really tall tree and go down. And there's things you can touch along the way.

[DLRFantasmic!Dan]

Are you talking about WDW rides?? Can she do DL rides, too???

Jungle Cruise: The boat ride where the guide tells corny jokes!

[ktulu]

Gran Fiesta Tour Starring The Three Caballeros - not as bad as El Rio del Tiempo, but you still exit wondering what you just did with the last X number of minutes of your life.

[BRWombat]

This can be fun!

Expedition Everest: It's a roller coaster, and it gets dark and then light and then dark and then light. And there's something furry.

Lights, Motors, Action: It's that place where you sit and watch other people drive cars.

I suspect no one will be hiring her to handle marketing and promotions...

[PatchOBlack]

Disney's Electrical Parade: It's a parade with a lot of lights.

[DisneyMom]

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dysfunctional Guys wearing Bandanas and no shoes...catchy music,tho! :p:

[PatchOBlack]

Space Mountain: It's a roller coaster, but it is too dark to see where you are going.

[Big Wallaby]

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dysfunctional Guys wearing Bandanas and no shoes...catchy music,tho! :p:

I need to check with the judges, but that may be overly positive for the sake of this thread.