Rapture this weekend?

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At the old Disney Hyperion Studio, the screening room where animators would show animated scenes to Walt for his approval was small, with no ventilation or AC. Not only was it hot, but the animators were nervously awaiting Walt's reaction to their work. Thus, the room became known as the Sweatbox. Even after the Studio moved to Burbank and elegant screening rooms were offered to the staff, the moniker remained.

Now SGT has a sweatbox of our own. This is the place to find and post all entertaining topics such as video links, jokes, games, and the like. A general rule of thumb is that if the thread is meant to be informative (interesting news stories for example), or a topic for discussion (like setting up a park meet) then it should go in the Break Room, but if the intent is to entertain the masses then it's home is The Sweatbox. I'm sure there will be grey areas at times, so if you have doubt as to where a new thread should go, just use your best judgement and the SGT Staff will be glad to move it later if you guessed wrong.
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Re: Rapture this weekend?

Post by CujoSR » Tue May 24, 2011 2:19 am

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Holy sh*t! Just got to heaven and Randy Savage is bouncing at the gates. He just elbow dropped someone who jet-packed up #heavenisawesome

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Wish I had remembered to bring my iPhone charger. I mean #heavenisawesome so they'll probably have extras, right?

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Hypothetically, is it bad form to pee yourself a little during ascension? I'm not asking for me, it's just for a friend...

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Don't look down, don't look down, don't look down.

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Woah! Jesus is PROMPT. 6 o'clock on the dot and we're already gracefully floating upwards in a stream of light.

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Almost Rapture time (6pm EST)! Very excited to live-tweet the event. Stay tuned!!


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Re: Rapture this weekend?

Post by hobie16 » Tue May 24, 2011 7:43 am

Letterman's Top Ten covered Camping's excuses. The best one's were:

I forgot to carry the 1.

I'm batshit crazy!


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Re: Rapture this weekend?

Post by justafigment84 » Tue May 24, 2011 10:08 am

Apparently this was just a test of the Rapture Broadcast System. The rapture has been delayed til October due to technical difficulties.



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Re: Rapture this weekend?

Post by Lasolimu » Tue May 24, 2011 10:38 am

So...how many more times does this guy have to be wrong before he gives it up? :rolleyes:


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Re: Rapture this weekend?

Post by BRWombat » Tue May 24, 2011 11:07 am

Lasolimu wrote:So...how many more times does this guy have to be wrong before he gives it up? :rolleyes:
He can be wrong as much as he wants -- it's not like he was firing on all cylinders to begin with.

The real question is, why does anyone still pay any attention to him? :confused:


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Re: Rapture this weekend?

Post by PatchOBlack » Tue May 24, 2011 11:56 am

DisneyMom wrote:Hobie is just hoping that Heaven has a bar as good as the Hyatt's ;)


Darph just hopes there's a bar........
This reminds me of an old computer game called "Afterlife", produced by LucasArts. It was a "Sim"-type game, in which you got to build a Heaven and a Hell. Now, if you didn't have enough reward or punishment structures to accommodate all those who had passed on, you could be faced with having some souls getting lost. There was, however, a temporary solution. As it turns out, beer can distract souls for a while. So, you could keep these soul from wandering away by building...

Limbo bars! :cat1:



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Re: Rapture this weekend?

Post by BRWombat » Tue May 24, 2011 12:27 pm

From around the internets... this is probably shopped, but funny nevertheless:

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Re: Rapture this weekend?

Post by hobie16 » Tue May 24, 2011 4:37 pm

PatchOBlack wrote:As it turns out, beer can distract souls for a while. So, you could keep these soul from wandering away by building...

Limbo bars! :cat1:
And that, in a nut shell, explains Darph. ;)


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Re: Rapture this weekend?

Post by Zazu » Tue May 24, 2011 8:16 pm

Main Streeter wrote:Excuse me DM, but should read "darph just hopes there's a beer." :D:
Close. It should be, "darph just hopes there's beer." Note that adding the word "a" suggests that there's only one, which wouldn't do at all!

Beer. The word is both singular and plural, but it's best when you have enough you don't have to make the distinction.


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Re: Rapture this weekend?

Post by darph nader » Tue May 24, 2011 8:38 pm

Zazu wrote:Close. It should be, "darph just hopes there's beer." Note that adding the word "a" suggests that there's only one, which wouldn't do at all!

Beer. The word is both singular and plural, but it's best when you have enough you don't have to make the distinction.
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