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Awkward! Angel just informed me it's not cool to say "holy sh*t" up here. Apparently there's a strike system so I can stay #heavenisawesome
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Holy sh*t! Just got to heaven and Randy Savage is bouncing at the gates. He just elbow dropped someone who jet-packed up #heavenisawesome
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Wish I had remembered to bring my iPhone charger. I mean #heavenisawesome so they'll probably have extras, right?
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Hypothetically, is it bad form to pee yourself a little during ascension? I'm not asking for me, it's just for a friend...
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Don't look down, don't look down, don't look down.
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Woah! Jesus is PROMPT. 6 o'clock on the dot and we're already gracefully floating upwards in a stream of light.
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Almost Rapture time (6pm EST)! Very excited to live-tweet the event. Stay tuned!!
Rapture this weekend?
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At the old Disney Hyperion Studio, the screening room where animators would show animated scenes to Walt for his approval was small, with no ventilation or AC. Not only was it hot, but the animators were nervously awaiting Walt's reaction to their work. Thus, the room became known as the Sweatbox. Even after the Studio moved to Burbank and elegant screening rooms were offered to the staff, the moniker remained.
Now SGT has a sweatbox of our own. This is the place to find and post all entertaining topics such as video links, jokes, games, and the like. A general rule of thumb is that if the thread is meant to be informative (interesting news stories for example), or a topic for discussion (like setting up a park meet) then it should go in the Break Room, but if the intent is to entertain the masses then it's home is The Sweatbox. I'm sure there will be grey areas at times, so if you have doubt as to where a new thread should go, just use your best judgement and the SGT Staff will be glad to move it later if you guessed wrong.
At the old Disney Hyperion Studio, the screening room where animators would show animated scenes to Walt for his approval was small, with no ventilation or AC. Not only was it hot, but the animators were nervously awaiting Walt's reaction to their work. Thus, the room became known as the Sweatbox. Even after the Studio moved to Burbank and elegant screening rooms were offered to the staff, the moniker remained.
Now SGT has a sweatbox of our own. This is the place to find and post all entertaining topics such as video links, jokes, games, and the like. A general rule of thumb is that if the thread is meant to be informative (interesting news stories for example), or a topic for discussion (like setting up a park meet) then it should go in the Break Room, but if the intent is to entertain the masses then it's home is The Sweatbox. I'm sure there will be grey areas at times, so if you have doubt as to where a new thread should go, just use your best judgement and the SGT Staff will be glad to move it later if you guessed wrong.
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"A little swordplay, now and then, keeps my mind off sheep!"
"You're messing with my Zen thing, man."
"Dreams are as portals,
flat visions of misty places,
fragments bound below my surface,
but I can write dreams,
they flow from me,
inscribed but now unbound,
I touch them,
and they are real,
and they are real."
"You're messing with my Zen thing, man."
"Dreams are as portals,
flat visions of misty places,
fragments bound below my surface,
but I can write dreams,
they flow from me,
inscribed but now unbound,
I touch them,
and they are real,
and they are real."

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Re: Rapture this weekend?
Letterman's Top Ten covered Camping's excuses. The best one's were:
I forgot to carry the 1.
I'm batshit crazy!
I forgot to carry the 1.
I'm batshit crazy!

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Re: Rapture this weekend?
Apparently this was just a test of the Rapture Broadcast System. The rapture has been delayed til October due to technical difficulties.
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So...how many more times does this guy have to be wrong before he gives it up? 

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He can be wrong as much as he wants -- it's not like he was firing on all cylinders to begin with.Lasolimu wrote:So...how many more times does this guy have to be wrong before he gives it up?![]()
The real question is, why does anyone still pay any attention to him?

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This reminds me of an old computer game called "Afterlife", produced by LucasArts. It was a "Sim"-type game, in which you got to build a Heaven and a Hell. Now, if you didn't have enough reward or punishment structures to accommodate all those who had passed on, you could be faced with having some souls getting lost. There was, however, a temporary solution. As it turns out, beer can distract souls for a while. So, you could keep these soul from wandering away by building...DisneyMom wrote:Hobie is just hoping that Heaven has a bar as good as the Hyatt's ;)
Darph just hopes there's a bar........
Limbo bars! :cat1:
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From around the internets... this is probably shopped, but funny nevertheless:


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And that, in a nut shell, explains Darph. ;)PatchOBlack wrote:As it turns out, beer can distract souls for a while. So, you could keep these soul from wandering away by building...
Limbo bars! :cat1:

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Close. It should be, "darph just hopes there's beer." Note that adding the word "a" suggests that there's only one, which wouldn't do at all!Main Streeter wrote:Excuse me DM, but should read "darph just hopes there's a beer." :D:
Beer. The word is both singular and plural, but it's best when you have enough you don't have to make the distinction.
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And Zazu is my newest,bestest friend. Until the next beer(s). ;)Zazu wrote:Close. It should be, "darph just hopes there's beer." Note that adding the word "a" suggests that there's only one, which wouldn't do at all!
Beer. The word is both singular and plural, but it's best when you have enough you don't have to make the distinction.
Beer....The reason I get up every,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,afternoon.