what are some stupid or rude guest stories from the jungle cruise?

[kurtisnelson]

My favorite SGTs are the empty or just poorly executed threats. People would often get upset on main street that they couldn't sit in my crosswalk and then ask which way to city hall and promptly head towards the castle.
Same people would often then make the mistake of asking me where a bathroom is, not the nearest bathroom. My favorite bathroom is the Splash Mountain one, so I would send them there.

[Zazu]

My favorite bathroom is the Splash Mountain one, so I would send them there.

That's an odd choice, but yours. My favorite bathroom at MK is the one in El Pirata y el Perico. Hardly anyone knows about that one, so it's always clean even on the busiest of days.

[kurtisnelson]

That's an odd choice, but yours. My favorite bathroom at MK is the one in El Pirata y el Perico. Hardly anyone knows about that one, so it's always clean even on the busiest of days.

Favorite when directing SGs. Personal favorite is the noodle station one, but lately with them actually using that area it hasn't been as clean.

[Big Wallaby]

We went to the Jungle Cruise, and happened to have a Skipper, named Chris. When he asked my husband and our other friend what their names were, they started laughing, causing the skipper named Chris to say that "If you didn't like the Cruise, my name doesn't matter" or something like that.

Was Chris really, really tall? Like, ducking because he was too tall for the canopy of the boat?

[Teddykeiko86]

There is a video on YouTube of a guest being obnoxious and the skip puts him in his place.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsY6A_K0zbI