Sorry I haven't contributed in a week or so, guys... I had the misfortune of going into anaphylaptic (sp?) shock after eating at the Eat Ticket the other day!!! lol.
Anyways, here's a couple for you:
1) Goofy was at Goofy's Kitchen visiting a large family on, say, monday, when the mother said, "Goofy, I love you so much. Can you sign something for me?" Goofy nodded, and out popped her right breast, and from her bra, a sharpee.

"Go ahead, sign it! it's okay!" she said. Goofy kept shaking his head and walked off. Later, the character dining lead got a call from a server saying "goofy refused to sign an autograph book."
2) Guests being seated 20 minutes after the restaurant closes (for brunch) are ridiculous. They pay $25 a pop for character dining, and get seated after the restaurant closes. They are warned beforehand that they will probably see 1 character if they're lucky, but they "just want to eat". So, goofy's 2 good personal friends, who are part of the DINNER crew, get endless phone calls from the servers saying "My table wants to see Chip and Dale" "Well, you shouldn't have seated your table after chip and dale left!" "My table hasn't seen anyone" "duh, because everyone leaves at 2:30!"
not Dining related:
goofy and Pluto were out and about in Toontown in the early morning. Pluto was playing around in the toontown jail, when a 12 year old kid cornered him and started wailing away at his head. Pluto escaped and ran backstage and gave Goofy and the host a description of the kid. nothing happened for 2 more sets, but during the last one, GOOFY this time was kneeling over with a small kid, when he felt a fist smack him right across his neck. Right next to him was the kid that Pluto had described, saying "You can't touch me, Goofy! You can't do ANYTHING!" so goofy ran to get the host, who was watching over Pluto. Goofy pointed the kid out, and the host followed him back to his mom with a security guard, and announced out loud what had been happening. I don't know what happened, but hopefully there were some consequences!!
--» Alex <--·´¯`·.