CHARACTER DINING. *glass shatters*
Goofy was on his way out, after doing the Macarena and his 30 minutes, when he was stopped by a table by the door of 4 eldery/obese people.
"Goofy, you need to talk to your people and tell them that we have been sitting at this table for 2 hours and haven't seen a single character!!"
Goofy pauses and decides to stay in a couple extra minutes to appease them.
one of the men gets his video camera out and turns it on.
"Look! There's the bastard who runs this show! Let's all wave at the bastard! Hi, Bastard!!"

Goofy decides it best to leave.
Elderly woman: "Look at that bastard run. That's right!! Let me get my camera out! I'm taking a picture of all the characters running away like little bitches!!
(the cast later found out that the table had been seated for 10 minutes and had already seen Goofy, Chip, and Dale.... )