Stupid Guest Tricks

Sorry Tim but you need to put those feelings away while your a CM! If I had a nickel for every time a guest spoke to me in a rude manor I wouldn't need to be a CM anymore! and yes... Your guest found out our secret... CM's WILL RULE THE WORLD WITH OUR POWER TO KEEP ORDER AT THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EAR...

I honestly did this last weekend.... Loading from Timon P-lot near the ramp a couple of kids (10-15 yr olds) run up and jump on the tram while we are loading.. Parents are still at the car a couple of rows back but still in sight of the tram... I announce "Final boarding call"... Nothing.....

Theres nothing bigger in the CM's arsonel than a tram full of guests that want to go into/go home when you have one person holding up the works! I've had people yell and threaten guests when they dont follow the rules! Of course I might egg them on a bit I.E. We'll departe once all of the children a...

When educated minds get together nothing good can come from it! If the powers that be in our company ever witnessed our operations before starting a project I would fall over and die from shock! The best ideas usually come from the CM's and working leads not managment! @ Disneyland we have had a gre...

We've all stumbled with our words before its only human! I've got a few of my own.. Workin @ Mickey & Friends... Welcome aboard the Lion King.. OOPs wrong side entering parkside... the tram is now approaching our one and only stop please exit to the drivers left hand side.. sorry, for those of y...

I just love the thick ones! these people just have no higher brain function that lets them process information! (sad reeeeaaaallllly sad) No matter what you tell them or how you tell them they just dont get it! I had a group get on the M&F tram headed to the resort the other day and the conversa...

yes its true and sad really... these people are let loose onto this earth and they can't read yet you wonder how they ever get around on life! Maybe its just that I dont have a lot of money to waste or that my mother was always looking for just a bit more than the norm when I grew up but I was alway...

Prob. just one of those psycho AP's!

Theres nothing better than watching a guest chase a tram thats leaving! especially when they can see the other tram pulling in! :twisted: I always go with the quantum physics theory when asked why a tram didn't wait.... Ya see.. Only one tram can occupy a given space at a given time if two trams wer...

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