Stupid Guest Tricks

I think that you need to install some permanent "speed ramp" type belts on all the crossovers. As long as everyone is following directions the belt remains immobile. But when a person or group causes difficulty, turn on the belt on slow and anyone on the belt will be moved aside. Randy Ha...

Yes folks, the holidays have arrived. It's that magical time of year that seems to put every one of the 80,000 guests visiting our park in an angry mood. I'm sure that the holidays must account for a good number of awesome stories. Personally, I've been out and about doing parade guest control for t...

A few weeks ago, on the Railroad, we had a lawyer cause problems when a CM informed him that he needed to fold his stroller before getting on the train. The guy argued and asked why, and the CM explained that we are, in fact, required by law to have all strollers on the train folded. (unless they ar...

Hey people - I met Smiley today. I think I've heard of him on these threads, but can you remind me of his rep??

To burst a b o bble, canoes is in NO/CC, not Adv/Fr. :readit: That's fine - I can still ride the canoes on my off days, and Jungle cruise, my other favorite ride IS in adv/fr, so I'm not really worried. I'm gunnu start off getting trained to work on the train (I never knew that the train was techni...

I have a completely random question. I know that when disneyland hires people, usually they look for smiley friendly people. But what about Undercover Disneyland Security guards? Do they hire bitter scary people for that?

Congrats!! Now.......... RUN, RUN AWAY BEFORE THEY SUCK YOU IN!! :D How do you know you are in adv/ frt attractions?? I had adv/ frt attractions on my papers, but I got TL instead. Oh I'm not going to run away quite yet ;) This place is way too much fun!!! I don't REALLY know that I'll be in adv/fr...

YAH!!!!!!!!! I Now work at disneyland!!!!
(I just got hired today - I'm so excited)

I'll be working attractions in adventure/frontierland. And I start next week. :)

Yah! I'm finally get to go down and visit Disneyland again - This time I hope to get a job there. (I know I'm on a cast member chat site, but I've never been a CM, just a wannabe) So anyway I'm finally going to get to move down to LA, and maybe maybe get a job there. (I REALLY want to work on the Ju...

I got a chance to go to disneyland last week, and I really had a blast. But I was so shocked at this incident I just had to write about it. I was going on Thunder Mountain, and behind me in the car there were these three college age guys, complete with longish hair, baggy pants, and an attitude. The...