Stupid Guest Tricks

Fox38: Why do I feel I sent you to this board? You must be one of the VPs that hate themselves and do extra PAC. Edit: Can't send you a PM since your account is new. You're very close. ^_^ I don't do extra PAC (and so apparently I don't hate myself!! yay!!) but I will do PAC when I'm assigned to it...

I mean really, are these people so stupid that they can't tell the difference between a six car train that rides a cement beamway six to fifty feet above the ground; and a parking tram that rides in the area inside the parking lot. I work at the Transportation and Ticket Center and daily I get aske...

The roof of the horse-drawn trolleys is red. And she was pointing at the ground inside the park... She could have conceivably ridden the trolley from Town Square to the Hub and then wandered over to Liberty Square, and being the typical clueless Guest, didn't realize that there are not tracks in th...

I have a friend who worked at the WDW Resorts at the housekeeping base. She receive a call from a Guest asking if we still had the suitcase he'd forgotten in his room when he checked out. She asked him when he checked out. He said ten months ago. Needless to say, we didn't have the suitcase anymore.

I was working on pulling up tape after the parade in Magic Kingdom when I had a Guest ask me a question. The first series was just funny: "When will the parade come back around?" I told her, "The parade only goes once a day, every day, at 3:00." To which she responded, "Oh, ...