Stupid Guest Tricks

Try this one on for size-

Macy's Thanksgiving Day inflation 2008

I'm standing in front of Beethoven, a large balloon, of a SAINT BERNARD...

Father walks up with son on shoulders and says...

"Look son, Clifford the big red dog"

I looked at Dad, smiled at the kid and said,

"Well, it's actually ...

Hockey Ninja wrote:
(Not really, I just like the idea of reading and sharing stories about SGs without wading through the planning threads and the complaints about refillable mugs and not getting towel animals. May I stay? I promise to be good!)

Haha! That's why I came here, too! :p:

Introduction to first happy CM (of four I'd encounter all day):
*Notices my shirt*
CM: Max's Kansas City? I'm from Kansas City, I've never heard of it.
Me: Considering you weren't even a thought in your mothers mind when it was open, I'd assume not. By the way, if you actually read the shirt ...

IndyandMarion wrote:I'll have my fedora with me like all ways and wearing a black Max's Kansas City shirt and jeans.

Ah, Max's Kansas City...never been there (never even been to NYC!), but I am a big fan of 70's punk rock and have read a lot about it.

Thanks, BRWombat!
Oh, and I will be in WDW April 30 through May 7, so I will keep my eyes (and ears) open for SGT's! :D:

These are great!
I'm not a CM, but I've worked many customer service jobs before...so I really appreciate this thread (and this forum)!