Stupid Guest Tricks

I got bumped to dock on book by my Fave lead Mike Ryan, when Hugh and his 3 fave playboy bunnies came onto book and on my boat. That was real fun.

You are double loading and unloading on book and the line goes back around towards small world. You have a line all through Tarzan's treehouse and people trying to enter through the exit.
I both hated and loved working extended hours for Fantasmic. More money but even more stupid people. That ask ...

I have messed up a couple of times on book. This one time when I got to the 3 little pigs I said " the third house is made of wolf proof Pr**ks". Then called alice's house london park. I had a group one time where I forgot what Toad hall was called and said "straight ahead is Hugh Hefners house" the ...

I remember John he use to come onto book alot. Most of the girls felt really creeped out by him. So we usually tried to put him on a guys boat or made sure he sat all the way in the front of the boats.

after a couple of months I did the no no no and then took the the tip. I followed the 3 no rule. most of the time we kept the tips coz some of the managers did not want to deal with paper work on giving it to a charity.

i love it when a guest asked where the bathroom was and they were standing in front of it. and they looked at me like I was stupid when I pointed behind them. or on the castle side behind alice where a adult ask me if the prince bathroom was the woman or mens room. I just told her that it was for ...

my fantasmic costume reminds me of charlie brown, my fantasyland outfit reminds me of swiss mountian climber, while my tarzan treehouse outfit reminds me of the chick named margarete from the show the lost world.

when we got bored on book we would make up plans to over run fantasy
land. we had a lead that was going to tarzan from the top of matterhorn
to the top of the castle. some of us were going to run in circles and
screasm. while everyone else took over. It was funny when a manager
came in and we ...

who has not been fired by a guest. I have been fired by guests about 5 times when i worked there.

that is like when guest decide to put their hand in the canal on book and they wash their kids face of try to drink it. I have seen them try it with the little water run on tarzans treehouse. I would be asking them not to do that for the ducks use it as their bathing area. considering when you ride ...