Stupid Guest Tricks

I remember the on CM I worked with who EVERY time she got a break/bump off/rotation/anything to leave her position she'd walk the long way around the building backstage to take a smoke break. This was about every 30-45 minutes because that's how often we rotated. Sure buggered up everyones day (espe...

Wish I could do that, Shorty. But because of the fact that timing is extremely important on GMR, we can't deviate from the script to remind Guests no flash pictures nor can we E-stop the ride unless it becomes a serious safety issue for the Tour Guide or the character. I've been told to use hand mo...

Bad place
Suspended mid air in a merchendise shop while it's raining (so everyone is crowding the shop for shelter).

While it was raining I witnessed a couple chainging their baby in the middle of a merch shop. One person holding up the baby, the other one changing the diaper... it was the sudden baby powder puff that tiped me off...

How about the guests who somehow managed to open my locked door after illimunations and then complained that at 9:20 I wouldn't sell them maple syruip. Sorry my cash registers are closed and counted "but the door was open" (i saw it get locked and saw someone push on it to test it).

I know it's an old topic, and I know it wasn't an overheard reaction but while working yesterday in the Canada pavilion I said something to one guest (I can't even remember what, it's not important) and another guest called to me "That sounded VERY Canadian, good job!"... I don't think she...

How about a few of these from Mission Space in Florida (it uses the rollercoaster style restraints, and you'ld be surprised at how you can confuse those)... Shortly after watching the safety video with the line "pull down on your restraints" showing someone reach above their head and pulli...

Man if I was still at Mission Space I would SO have a Vulcan Alberta tag (although it would probably say Vulcan Canada)

Yup and at WDW now EVERY sick day counts as one point on your record card. I never got one on my ICP (wanted to keep my record card clean so I could come back as a cultural rep), but I believe it's 3 points = 1 repremend. and after about 3 repremends thats it. Game Over. I'm sure someone can correct...

Well as my last (and much shorter) post of the night I wanted to point this out. Taken from - http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/diseases/facts/chickenpox.htm (about Chicken Pox) "The infectious period lasts from about three days before the rash appears until all the blisters have formed scabs. The inc...