Stupid Guest Tricks

Okay, I did some editing to make it SFW. Note Pluto's foot on the right side of the picture.

btw, first time trying to post a pic to this particular forum. Let's see if my other-forum-acquired skills translate. Please don't hate me.

BTW, I managed to get a great picture of the above-referenced bad ink, with Pluto's foot just visible in the frame. I don't want to break any rules by posting it, though. I'm assuming that's not exactly kosher?

We were on the Disney Cruise ship about a year ago, and standing right next to Pluto and Goofy on the sports deck was a shirtless dude with a nekkid lady tat that covered about 1/3 of his entire back. I mean, yay boobies, but c'mon, dude, there are kids here.

folks like this give those of us who have had to use GAC and scooters a bad name. And I try desperately to give people the benefit of the doubt. A friend of mine looks perfectly healthy at first glance, but has rheumatoid arthritis flare-ups so bad that some days she simply cannot function. So I kn...

W: So if I was a morbidly obese fatass on a scooter I could come in? Okay, I actually laughed out loud at that one. I may be the noob opening a can of worms here, (because god knows you can't say anything like this one some of the other boards without getting stomped like a narc at a biker rally) b...

Forgive me for being lawyerly, but since I'm dispensing legal advice in a public forum, I need to protect myself with a disclaimer: The above is offered free of charge and is worth about that much. I am only licensed to practice in Texas and certain Federal trial and appellate courts and agencies, ...

Thas a VERY good point, "son...go get daddy a beeerrrr!!! and some donuts!!!" See, that's why we got a dog. We're working on fetching the remote. Plus, when he's insolent, I can put him in his cage. Do that with a kid, and all of a sudden you're on the nightly news. They poop less, they'r...

hobie16 wrote:Were they, by any chance, overweight?

No, and that's what ticked me off!! I'm fatter than they were, and I got one piece of cake and a little chocolatey-orange thing that just...ooh, drooling again...sorry...

Just got back from our fourth cruise. This one was chock-full of dumb. My three favorites: 1. The family of four-year-old "Randall" (names changed to protect the overwhelmingly stupid). Randall decided it would be fun to stand on his chair during one of the shows and block my view. Randall...

Long-time lurker. Out of curiousity, and based on a recent experience, is it just the kissing that gets deleted? Case in point, I'm at ToT in March with the wife and our friend Muffin. Muffin is a little tiny man (5'2" on a good day), and very very gay. He's sitting between the wife and I, and ...