Stupid Guest Tricks

I work at both Thunder and Splash and I always get guests asking the same questions when I'm out at greeter. "Which one is faster?" "If i ride ____ and liked it would I like _____?" "Is this one sacrier than ______?"
Just get on the ride and find out!!!
-Brer Joe

well on GayDay i change my name tag. :eek: This year I wore a Nancy name tag, Last year I wore Mary. I'm hoping to find a Nelly (Nellie) for next year. The straight guests don't seem to get it, but the gay guys laugh when I say "it's a family name". :wink: They get a laugh when they find o...

Wrong names are also given by guests for FastPass. I've heard them call it:
QuickPass
SpeedPass
E-Pass
Fast Track
ExpressPass

-Brer Joe

I experienced something last summer at Splash. I was at dispatch when it happened. We had a log pull up to unload and a female guest refused to get out. She was too embarrassed. It seems her family had forced her to ride, she was very scared. She was soo terrified of the ride that it literally scare...

Well as long as they don't paint it pink and make it look like a giant cake
like they did here in WDW.

My usual answer for the stupid question of "where's a good place to see the fireworks?" ,is "up in the sky is the best place. If we shhot them off on the ground noone would see them and it would give you guests 3rd degree burns."

-Joe

Yes, here in WDW we changed our Guest Assistance Cards (GAC). They used to have soooo many different stamps from City Hall, that it was getting confusing. They have now reduced it to only 6 stamps with words and a graphic depicting its meaning to help make it easier for cast and guests to understand...

Oh I love to spilt up families. It's fun to watch their expressions as the gates close and the log leaves and that one last person didn't get into the log because he was busy taking the groups picture. I guess my hint of the repeatedly opening/closing gates that kept hitting him didn't quite encoura...