Stupid Guest Tricks

PLEASE, for the love of summer, STOP refering to yourself in the 3rd person. it just might get you one step closer to a date.

its Tink right?!?! :?

Ps I love Barkey the Dog.
Did he used to work at DL?

Im working Haunt again this year. A little pissed we've added a night, but what ya gonna do. Just cant wait for the chance to tell a jerk to go to hell (among other things )and not feel ill get in trouble for it. :twisted:

I have always had the urge to give a guest a little pice of papper to read out loud that says...

I Am We Todd Ed,
I Am Sofa King
We Todd Ed

Then say...
yes your right, your always right.

Because I know that I am now dumber for have listened to them.

just once ( ok, maby more than that ) i would like to have a guest read out loud a little piece of paper that says...

"I Am We Todd Ed
I Am Sofa King
We Todd Ed!!!"
:P

Then say...
"yes your right, your always right."

not only have I heard this story, I have done it. And I must say if your having bad day it is the best pick-me-up.

I'v seen this happen on a number of times, and it kills me. The parents help the the kid or just stand there watching like this is a normal everyday thing. I would love to walk up to them and slap them on the nose with a rolled up news paper and say... "NO bad mommy (slap), look at what you jus...