Stupid Guest Tricks

welcome aboard

hmm S and N ayy

Heh names come to mind, but I can't match that situation with a face

haha those are good ideas.

Hehe I was so bored one time on churros in Tomorrowland, that I took the lasso straps and tangled those puppies up pretty darn good. Then I killed more time by trying to take the mess apart :D

hehe

i can look at that thing, but can't imagine eating it.

heh it's easy to get hired there. Haunt was my first job :D They just ask questions such as: "What would you do if a guest confronts you?" "What do you do if a guest hits you?" as long as you don't go along the lines of retaliate, you are okay. Then they ask you a bunch of questi...

hehehe the dolphin show

or you get guests who ask if the ducks are real :roll:

hehehehe, woudln't have surprised me if she wanted me to wipe her ass too.

I'm a girl by the way 8)

There ya go! Some of my most-used lines are "I'm sorry, I didn't make that decision" and "what would you like me to do?" The second line works real good, because you're making the guest think (a feat in itself) and realize there is no point in continuing to whine to me. That's w...

Looking back, I don't know what pisses me off more...the ass that threatened my life or the Lead who gave free stuff to a person who wanted to kill me. Dude, what the heck is up with that BS?! I don't understand that at all. I guess it's just that philosophy of "The customer is always right.&q...

thank you cujo, I haven't seen that commercial prior to this thread. Seeing it totally made my day :D