Stupid Guest Tricks

If you're at work turn the volume waaaayyyy down.

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That's almost a "Fail of the Lifetime" right there.

BRWombat wrote:That's almost a "Fail of the Lifetime" right there.

Almost, but I don't think it would even qualify for honorable mention in the Darwin Awards.

WEDFan wrote:Almost, but I don't think it would even qualify for honorable mention in the Darwin Awards.

Don't you have to kill yourself to even be considered?

"PUT THE PISTOL DOWN,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,STEP AWAY FROM THE PISTOL."

Explain that to your wife and/or the police.

darph nader wrote:Explain that to your wife and/or the police.

It's 50/50 on if he's married.

hobie16 wrote:It's 50/50 on if he's married.

Why else would he have a gun? :twisted:

Goofyernmost wrote:Why else would he have a gun? :twisted:

True. The gun, along with the hat, sweat stained shirt, and mom pants, all add up to a complete sex machine package. I gotta go shopping. ;)

hobie16 wrote:Don't you have to kill yourself to even be considered?

Actually, you don't even have to die to *win* a darwin award. The requirement is that you self-select yourself out of the gene pool. He could have done that by shooting off... um... something.

For honorable mention, you just need to demonstrate the potential to some day win.

WEDFan wrote:Actually, you don't even have to die to *win* a darwin award. The requirement is that you self-select yourself out of the gene pool. He could have done that by shooting off... um... something.

That may explain why I've never seen a live woman win a Darwin. I could be wrong.