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Fail Of The Week

Post by hobie16 » Mon Jan 28, 2013 9:24 am

If you're at work turn the volume waaaayyyy down.

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Re: Fail Of The Week

Post by BRWombat » Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:32 pm

That's almost a "Fail of the Lifetime" right there. :eek:


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Re: Fail Of The Week

Post by WEDFan » Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:36 pm

BRWombat wrote:That's almost a "Fail of the Lifetime" right there. :eek:
Almost, but I don't think it would even qualify for honorable mention in the Darwin Awards.


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Re: Fail Of The Week

Post by hobie16 » Mon Jan 28, 2013 5:57 pm

WEDFan wrote:Almost, but I don't think it would even qualify for honorable mention in the Darwin Awards.
Don't you have to kill yourself to even be considered?


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Re: Fail Of The Week

Post by darph nader » Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:30 pm

"PUT THE PISTOL DOWN,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,STEP AWAY FROM THE PISTOL."

Explain that to your wife and/or the police.


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Re: Fail Of The Week

Post by hobie16 » Mon Jan 28, 2013 8:08 pm

darph nader wrote:Explain that to your wife and/or the police.
It's 50/50 on if he's married.


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Re: Fail Of The Week

Post by Goofyernmost » Mon Jan 28, 2013 8:45 pm

hobie16 wrote:It's 50/50 on if he's married.
Why else would he have a gun? :twisted:


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Re: Fail Of The Week

Post by hobie16 » Tue Jan 29, 2013 8:33 am

Goofyernmost wrote:Why else would he have a gun? :twisted:
True. The gun, along with the hat, sweat stained shirt, and mom pants, all add up to a complete sex machine package. I gotta go shopping. ;)


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Re: Fail Of The Week

Post by WEDFan » Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:09 pm

hobie16 wrote:Don't you have to kill yourself to even be considered?
Actually, you don't even have to die to *win* a darwin award. The requirement is that you self-select yourself out of the gene pool. He could have done that by shooting off... um... something.

For honorable mention, you just need to demonstrate the potential to some day win.


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Re: Fail Of The Week

Post by hobie16 » Tue Jan 29, 2013 4:11 pm

WEDFan wrote:Actually, you don't even have to die to *win* a darwin award. The requirement is that you self-select yourself out of the gene pool. He could have done that by shooting off... um... something.
That may explain why I've never seen a live woman win a Darwin. I could be wrong.


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