Bleep Mickey Mouse

[I am Sam]

Several years ago my family (my mom, dad, 12 and 7 year old sisters) were at MGM in front of the movie props store waiting for the parade. This girl sits down next to us very upset and 3 sheets to the wind (even the 7 year old knew she was drunk). We have always talked to the other guests and starting asking her about herself. I asked if someone was with her, she says "yep my f$&/ing friends brought me here for my f$&/ing 21st birthday". Well at least you're in disney world i replied. "f$&/ disney world" was her answer. But disney has Mickey Mouse i said. That when she screamed "f$&/ Mickey Mouse". My next reply was at least they didn't take you to the Magic Kingdom. I got a blank stare. No alcohol i said. "yep f$&/ the Magic Kingdom" she said. Then her friends came with coffee and carted her away. Every once and a while someone in my family will mutter "bleep Mickey Mouse" and we collapse in giggles.

[Chaka Peachfuzz]

Thanks for sharing that! I laughed and laughed and laughed!

A few years back my sister was having a rough day (oh yeah, why sugarcoat it...a rough vacation) with her three year old. We were eating dinner at the Biergarten and they both were melting down. The band had just started playing again and my sister says, "Oh God, not these f-ers!!!" just as the waitress is bringing her a drink refill. The look on the waitress' face was priceless.

I totally lost it. I was laughing so hard that I wet myself. Thank God it was raining and nobody noticed my problem.

Every now and then someone in my family will say, "Oh God, not these f-ers!" and we will howl with laughter.

[turkeyham]

She sounded like a happy camper, she needs to go outside the parks and head back to her home. If you are that drunk and made it inside a Disney park, I am surprise that security has not caught you yet.

[Nobleman]

She sounded like a happy camper, she needs to go outside the parks and head back to her home. If you are that drunk and made it inside a Disney park, I am surprise that security has not caught you yet.

At MGM, EC, DTD you can walk in sober...

[Teresa Kay]

At MGM, EC, DTD you can walk in sober...

I am I Am Sam's mom - and let me tell you, there was no way the drunk girl was sober when she walked in! She told us she had been drinking since the night before. I'm surprised she was able to ambulate at all.

[I am Sam]

Thanks for sharing that! I laughed and laughed and laughed!

A few years back my sister was having a rough day (oh yeah, why sugarcoat it...a rough vacation) with her three year old. We were eating dinner at the Biergarten and they both were melting down. The band had just started playing again and my sister says, "Oh God, not these f-ers!!!" just as the waitress is bringing her a drink refill. The look on the waitress' face was priceless.

I totally lost it. I was laughing so hard that I wet myself. Thank God it was raining and nobody noticed my problem.

Every now and then someone in my family will say, "Oh God, not these f-ers!" and we will howl with laughter.

Your family sounds like they have the same sense of humor as mine. When I posted my story on board x several years ago they were horrified and worried their precious angels might be exposed to drunks on their magical vacation. My mom used it as a teaching moment of handling alcohol in public.

My younger cousin was about this drunk on her 21st birthday. Her fiancé and I took her bar hopping and stopped at an Arby's to put food in her stomach. She walked up to the counter and asked for a "mcflinen". The poor cashier had no clue what to do and T kept insisting they had mcflinens. We sent her to find a table and told her we get her a mcflinen. We ordered her a roast beef sandwich. When we had set the food in front of her she screamed this is what I was talking about.

[5th Dimension]

People who drink in the parks shouldn't drive anywhere afterwards.

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

People who drink in the parks shouldn't drive anywhere afterwards.

thats what the monorails and busses are for!!

[5th Dimension]

Drunk people combined with a bunch of pushy taxi drivers that don't follow the rules makes for a hard and stressful time getting out of the property.

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Drunk people combined with a bunch of pushy taxi drivers that don't follow the rules makes for a hard and stressful time getting out of the property.

are the drunks driving the cabs?

or is it just that the taxi's have a better load zone?