Failed logic

Cloud Buster · Post by **Cloud Buster** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 11:26 pm

Polar33 wrote:Cost of upgrade from her three day park hopper to the to the cheapest
AP available to her (non so-cal): $50.00
Cost of the AP exclusive pin: $10.50 (plus tax)
Actual cost of pin for this guest: $60.50 (plus some tax)

Sending a guest to City Hall to spend money: Priceless.

Jedi · Post by **Jedi** » Mon Jun 28, 2004 4:23 am

I was talking with a fellow cast member tonight in pooh corner.
Apparently she had a guest that was so head strong on buying sun tan
lotion right then & there. She was not able to get it for him due to the fact
she was not working in the apparel section of the store where we sell all
our sundries. He complained because we did not have it out so the back
of the bottle could be read for ingredients. He was very mad. She advised
said guest that the cast member in apparel would be more than happy to
get a bottle for him to read the contents. He apparently said that was not
good enough. He was upset because Pioneer Mercantile apparently has
theirs out in plain view. Keep in mind the sun had set a few hours prior to
this. I just don't understand the logic or the urgency to have sun block
right that instant :?: Why did he need to read the ingredients then & why
did he not read them at Pioneer :?: What, is he a vampire that has to
apply sun block before going to be so that when he wakes up in the
morning he won't be burned to a crisp by the sun's rays:?: :? It never
ceases to amaze me :!:

Jedi · Post by **Jedi** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 5:11 am

I was working pooh corner the other night & noticed a girl pulling the handle of the dispenser without a bag underneath & just letting the jelly bellies fall into her hand. I advised she would need a bag. She points to the man she was with & says, " I know, he has the bag. " I wanted to tell her to get her own bag :!: Truly is failed logic :!:

Jedi · Post by **Jedi** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 5:18 am

Once again I was hard at work in Pooh Corner yesterday & I see a young boy about 10 at the pucker powder dispenser with his family. He up & decides to just stick his finger right into the hole of the dispenser where the powder comes out for everyone to fill their tubes with. I said he could not do that. He told me he was "testing it". I told him it was a sanitary issue & that other guests use the same dispenser. He seemed to not care & stated again that he needed to "test it". I wanted to tell him to test his brain to see if it was functioning correctly :!:

His parents then stepped up & told him "see, we told you :!: " They always wait on us to say something so they don't look like the bad guy :!:

Jedi · Post by **Jedi** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 1:37 pm

A lead in Critter told me that on the 4th of July he had a lady smoking on a bench & also had a margarita. Please note, the lady was very pregnant. She had the drink resting on her belly. No wonder people are really stupid :!: Look what the parents do to their child even before they are born. I am curious how she got the drink past security :?:

Grumpy · Post by **Grumpy** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 6:20 pm

Jedi wrote:A lead in Critter told me that on the 4th of July he had a lady smoking on a bench & also had a margarita. Please note, the lady was very pregnant. She had the drink resting on her belly. No wonder people are really stupid :!: Look what the parents do to their child even before they are born. I am curious how she got the drink past security :?:

If it was in the bright yellow cup, then it's possible for her to get through security ... since they serve Margaritas @ DCA. I've wanted to question pregnant women who smoke (usually I see them in a smoking area), but it could be REALLY bad if there's a woman that LOOKS pregnant, and isn't.

I've actually had a couple guests ask me if I'm pregnant ... my abdomen does portrude a bit, and those skirts that we wear, can make it look like I'm about 4-5 months along. Of course, I get offended, since a perfect stranger is asking me that ... but have I been pregnant? Yes, I have. And this is a result of a pregnancy where I gained almost 100 pounds (due to a complication, not me being stupid).

GMC · Post by **GMC** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 7:10 pm

people running in the exit, and getting angry when you ask them to proceed to exit the train, and go through the turnstyles. of course they all assume that it's because i want them to wait in line/i'm a nazi bastard, which just simply isn't true, i just don't want my turnstyles to miss all 30 of them that just cut in line.

what made me really mad was these girls that i watched run up the exit, in their birght colors, fat preteenness, and disney themed head ware, had the nerve play stupid when i told them that i'd let it slide this time, but if i saw it happen agian, i'd throw them off the train. they just looked at each other like oh shit, then said a few things in their native tounge, and looked at me like i was stupid, and what the hell are you talking about. i need to stop writing abgout it because i'm having bad thoughts, and my bad words are coming to mind.... :twisted:

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