A Poem
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 6:46 pm
A Poem created from spoken lines from pinball machines.
the number after each line matches the list of pinballs at the bottom.
tried to get some lines from Pinbot, but she mutters too much.
What the hell are you all staring at? [1]
Three kilos of pure dirt. [2]
I don’t want to know what’s in there. [3]
A shrunken head! [4]
Ah, camel poo. [5]
This is not normal. [6]
We gotta save the children. [7]
Get your hands off me—all four of them. [8]
I am the king of pain. Welcome to my kingdom. [9]
I can take you. I may be short, but I’m mean. [10]
Oh no, super fart bumpers! [11]
This is the only person I’ve witnessed pick his nose and masturbate at the same time. [12]
But no one can see this news program so it doesn’t matter what we say. [13]
We are not amused. [14]
[1] South Park
[2] Waterworld
[3] Elvira
[4] Gilligan's Island
[5] South Park
[6] Family Guy
[7] South Park
[8] Attack From Mars
[9] Medieval Madness
[10] Medieval Madness
[11] South Park
[12] Family Guy
[13] Family Guy
[14] Medieval Madness
the number after each line matches the list of pinballs at the bottom.
tried to get some lines from Pinbot, but she mutters too much.
What the hell are you all staring at? [1]
Three kilos of pure dirt. [2]
I don’t want to know what’s in there. [3]
A shrunken head! [4]
Ah, camel poo. [5]
This is not normal. [6]
We gotta save the children. [7]
Get your hands off me—all four of them. [8]
I am the king of pain. Welcome to my kingdom. [9]
I can take you. I may be short, but I’m mean. [10]
Oh no, super fart bumpers! [11]
This is the only person I’ve witnessed pick his nose and masturbate at the same time. [12]
But no one can see this news program so it doesn’t matter what we say. [13]
We are not amused. [14]
[1] South Park
[2] Waterworld
[3] Elvira
[4] Gilligan's Island
[5] South Park
[6] Family Guy
[7] South Park
[8] Attack From Mars
[9] Medieval Madness
[10] Medieval Madness
[11] South Park
[12] Family Guy
[13] Family Guy
[14] Medieval Madness