A Poem created from spoken lines from pinball machines.
the number after each line matches the list of pinballs at the bottom.
tried to get some lines from Pinbot, but she mutters too much.
What the hell are you all staring at? [1]
Three kilos of pure dirt. [2]
I don’t want to know what’s in there. [3]
A shrunken head! [4]
Ah, camel poo. [5]
This is not normal. [6]
We gotta save the children. [7]
Get your hands off me—all four of them. [8]
I am the king of pain. Welcome to my kingdom. [9]
I can take you. I may be short, but I’m mean. [10]
Oh no, super fart bumpers! [11]
This is the only person I’ve witnessed pick his nose and masturbate at the same time. [12]
But no one can see this news program so it doesn’t matter what we say. [13]
We are not amused. [14]
[1] South Park
[2] Waterworld
[3] Elvira
[4] Gilligan's Island
[5] South Park
[6] Family Guy
[7] South Park
[8] Attack From Mars
[9] Medieval Madness
[10] Medieval Madness
[11] South Park
[12] Family Guy
[13] Family Guy
[14] Medieval Madness
A Poem
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At the old Disney Hyperion Studio, the screening room where animators would show animated scenes to Walt for his approval was small, with no ventilation or AC. Not only was it hot, but the animators were nervously awaiting Walt's reaction to their work. Thus, the room became known as the Sweatbox. Even after the Studio moved to Burbank and elegant screening rooms were offered to the staff, the moniker remained.
Now SGT has a sweatbox of our own. This is the place to find and post all entertaining topics such as video links, jokes, games, and the like. A general rule of thumb is that if the thread is meant to be informative (interesting news stories for example), or a topic for discussion (like setting up a park meet) then it should go in the Break Room, but if the intent is to entertain the masses then it's home is The Sweatbox. I'm sure there will be grey areas at times, so if you have doubt as to where a new thread should go, just use your best judgement and the SGT Staff will be glad to move it later if you guessed wrong.
At the old Disney Hyperion Studio, the screening room where animators would show animated scenes to Walt for his approval was small, with no ventilation or AC. Not only was it hot, but the animators were nervously awaiting Walt's reaction to their work. Thus, the room became known as the Sweatbox. Even after the Studio moved to Burbank and elegant screening rooms were offered to the staff, the moniker remained.
Now SGT has a sweatbox of our own. This is the place to find and post all entertaining topics such as video links, jokes, games, and the like. A general rule of thumb is that if the thread is meant to be informative (interesting news stories for example), or a topic for discussion (like setting up a park meet) then it should go in the Break Room, but if the intent is to entertain the masses then it's home is The Sweatbox. I'm sure there will be grey areas at times, so if you have doubt as to where a new thread should go, just use your best judgement and the SGT Staff will be glad to move it later if you guessed wrong.