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Today's Thought

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 7:30 pm
by drcorey
if your viagra pill gets caught in your throat, will you get a stiff neck?

Re: Today's Thought

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 8:58 pm
by darph nader
If a satellite can read a license plate from 200 miles up,how come bank robbery photos look so shitty? :confused:

Re: Today's Thought

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 11:25 pm
by turkeyham
If a tree falls in a forest, would anyone hear it?

Re: Today's Thought

Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 12:45 am
by darph nader
turkeyham wrote:If a tree falls in a forest, would anyone hear it?
If a man is alone in the forest,and he speaks,but there is no woman to hear him,is he still wrong? :confused:

Re: Today's Thought

Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 6:47 am
by JugglingFreak
If a tree falls in the forest and it lands on a mime, does anyone care?

Re: Today's Thought

Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 8:21 am
by Lasolimu
JugglingFreak wrote:If a tree falls in the forest and it lands on a mime, does anyone care?
Yes, a mime is a terrible thing to waste.

Re: Today's Thought

Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 11:49 am
by hobie16
drcorey wrote:if your viagra pill gets caught in your throat, will you get a stiff neck?
Is Viagra made by Upjohn?

Re: Today's Thought

Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 12:46 pm
by BRWombat
Is it appropriate to say "good mourning" at a funeral?

Re: Today's Thought

Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 1:04 pm
by Rex
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Re: Today's Thought

Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 1:11 pm
by darph nader
Why do drive on parkways,but park on driveways?



(from the late George Carlin) :cool: