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At the old Disney Hyperion Studio, the screening room where animators would show animated scenes to Walt for his approval was small, with no ventilation or AC. Not only was it hot, but the animators were nervously awaiting Walt's reaction to their work. Thus, the room became known as the Sweatbox. Even after the Studio moved to Burbank and elegant screening rooms were offered to the staff, the moniker remained.

Now SGT has a sweatbox of our own. This is the place to find and post all entertaining topics such as video links, jokes, games, and the like. A general rule of thumb is that if the thread is meant to be informative (interesting news stories for example), or a topic for discussion (like setting up a park meet) then it should go in the Break Room, but if the intent is to entertain the masses then it's home is The Sweatbox. I'm sure there will be grey areas at times, so if you have doubt as to where a new thread should go, just use your best judgement and the SGT Staff will be glad to move it later if you guessed wrong.
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Post by drcorey » Tue May 19, 2009 7:30 pm

if your viagra pill gets caught in your throat, will you get a stiff neck?


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Post by darph nader » Tue May 19, 2009 8:58 pm

If a satellite can read a license plate from 200 miles up,how come bank robbery photos look so shitty? :confused:


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Re: Today's Thought

Post by turkeyham » Tue May 19, 2009 11:25 pm

If a tree falls in a forest, would anyone hear it?



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Post by darph nader » Wed May 20, 2009 12:45 am

turkeyham wrote:If a tree falls in a forest, would anyone hear it?
If a man is alone in the forest,and he speaks,but there is no woman to hear him,is he still wrong? :confused:


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Re: Today's Thought

Post by JugglingFreak » Wed May 20, 2009 6:47 am

If a tree falls in the forest and it lands on a mime, does anyone care?



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Re: Today's Thought

Post by Lasolimu » Wed May 20, 2009 8:21 am

JugglingFreak wrote:If a tree falls in the forest and it lands on a mime, does anyone care?
Yes, a mime is a terrible thing to waste.


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Post by hobie16 » Wed May 20, 2009 11:49 am

drcorey wrote:if your viagra pill gets caught in your throat, will you get a stiff neck?
Is Viagra made by Upjohn?


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Re: Today's Thought

Post by BRWombat » Wed May 20, 2009 12:46 pm

Is it appropriate to say "good mourning" at a funeral?


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Post by Rex » Wed May 20, 2009 1:04 pm

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?


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Re: Today's Thought

Post by darph nader » Wed May 20, 2009 1:11 pm

Why do drive on parkways,but park on driveways?



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