Stupid Guest Tricks

I feel like a woman.
really means, does anyone know where I can get one?

I feel like crap.
really means, I feel all warm and squishy.

And here I thought you were talking about why I had to stop using the proper term for the back of the sub when I was loading guests in.

"No...I said aft! AFT! A.....F.....T!"

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How about this one?
"I feel like a kid again!"

Ms. Matterhorn wrote:How about this one?
"I feel like a kid again!"

yeah, run like a kid, eat like a kid, play like a kid,
get sick and show your age later.

drcorey wrote:I feel like a woman.
really means, does anyone know where I can get one?

I feel like crap.
really means, I feel all warm and squishy.

AND you need a shower?? (smell a bit?)

hehehehehehe

I worked with a doctor who would yell out, "I need a female!" whenever he needed a chaperone for a gyn exam! :p:

drcorey wrote:I feel like a woman.
really means, does anyone know where I can get one?

I feel like crap.
really means, I feel all warm and squishy.

Kind of like "I slept like a baby" means "I woke up crying every couple of hours"???

BRWombat wrote:Kind of like "I slept like a baby" means "I woke up crying every couple of hours"???

You know, I never did understand that quote and then I had a baby and understand it even less. Makes no sense at all.

"give me one second"

BEEP, your second is up.

Why do people say that when they really mean that they will help you when they are able to or feel like it?

"I'll have a Regular"

A regular what?

I had to say it before Churchy or Purpie did... :p: