Misunderstood Statements

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Misunderstood Statements

Post by drcorey » Sat Oct 18, 2008 12:38 am

I feel like a woman.
really means, does anyone know where I can get one?

I feel like crap.
really means, I feel all warm and squishy.



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Re: Misunderstood Statements

Post by Double T » Sat Oct 18, 2008 3:56 am

And here I thought you were talking about why I had to stop using the proper term for the back of the sub when I was loading guests in.

"No...I said aft! AFT! A.....F.....T!"

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Re: Misunderstood Statements

Post by Ms. Matterhorn » Sat Oct 18, 2008 9:34 am

How about this one?
"I feel like a kid again!"


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Re: Misunderstood Statements

Post by drcorey » Sat Oct 18, 2008 9:41 am

Ms. Matterhorn wrote:How about this one?
"I feel like a kid again!"
yeah, run like a kid, eat like a kid, play like a kid,
get sick and show your age later.



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Re: Misunderstood Statements

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Sat Oct 18, 2008 12:23 pm

drcorey wrote:I feel like a woman.
really means, does anyone know where I can get one?

I feel like crap.
really means, I feel all warm and squishy.
AND you need a shower?? (smell a bit?)

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Re: Misunderstood Statements

Post by DisneyMom » Sat Oct 18, 2008 1:04 pm

I worked with a doctor who would yell out, "I need a female!" whenever he needed a chaperone for a gyn exam! :p:


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Re: Misunderstood Statements

Post by BRWombat » Sat Oct 18, 2008 4:46 pm

drcorey wrote:I feel like a woman.
really means, does anyone know where I can get one?

I feel like crap.
really means, I feel all warm and squishy.
Kind of like "I slept like a baby" means "I woke up crying every couple of hours"???


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Re: Misunderstood Statements

Post by lady ulrike » Sun Oct 19, 2008 10:08 am

BRWombat wrote:Kind of like "I slept like a baby" means "I woke up crying every couple of hours"???
You know, I never did understand that quote and then I had a baby and understand it even less. Makes no sense at all.



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Re: Misunderstood Statements

Post by mechurchlady » Mon Oct 20, 2008 10:34 am

"give me one second"

BEEP, your second is up.

Why do people say that when they really mean that they will help you when they are able to or feel like it?


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Re: Misunderstood Statements

Post by CBeilby » Tue Oct 21, 2008 5:20 pm

"I'll have a Regular"

A regular what?

I had to say it before Churchy or Purpie did... :p:


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