oh poptart, you are so tasty. With your warm gooey center and your crunchy outside. You come in so many delicious flavors, I cannot choose my favorite.
Oh poptart, my poptart. I decided to choose you for my breakfast this morning because you are quick and easy to make. I was in a hurry this morning.
Oh poptart, my poptart, I chose brown sugar this morning. I know you are not good for my waistline, but I could not resist. I simply had to have you.
Oh poptart, my poptart. I put you in my toaster and slammed the handle down. (A bit rough, I know, but the toaster likes it rough. Try and be gentle it will not stay down).
Oh poptart, my poptart. If only I hadn't gone to gather my things. If only I hadn't answered the phone. If only I had stayed by your side till you popped, scaring the life outta me and flying in the air.
Oh poptart, my poptart. If only...... I miss you, still in my toaster as I rushed out the door. I completely forgot you were there. Now I sit hungry, wishing I could have you here. Alas, I will have to settle for eating you cold when I get home. I am sorry, my poptart. I can't promise it won't happen again, as I've done it many times before.
Oh poptart, my poptart. You deserve better.
Ode To My Poptart
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Re: Ode To My Poptart
I've been trying to cut out junk food but this has made me want pop tarts. UGH!
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Re: Ode To My Poptart
How did you know???....Brown sugar cinnamon with a diet coke!!
mmmmmmm.
hehehehe
mmmmmmm.
hehehehe
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Re: Ode To My Poptart
nah, I don't do coke. I do Dr Pepper!GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:How did you know???....Brown sugar cinnamon with a diet coke!!
mmmmmmm.
hehehehe
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Oh sure..make us all feel bad by drinking a HEALTH drink!!drcorey wrote:nah, I don't do coke. I do Dr Pepper!
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Re: Ode To My Poptart
S'mores for breakfast! Now there's a healthy start to the day!NessaMcTastic wrote:I love the S'mores pop tarts!
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Re: Ode To My Poptart
NessaMcTastic wrote:I love the S'mores pop tarts!
Ms. Matterhorn wrote:S'mores for breakfast! Now there's a healthy start to the day!
I want some now. S'mores and S'more poptarts. GIMME!
iQuiero poptarts Sra. Matterhorn. Yo quiero poptarts ahora mismo !
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Re: Ode To My Poptart
Hmm.. I wonder how an actual smore made with pop-tarts instead of graham crackers might taste? 
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